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What a donation to F$U will get you

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by jpullen, Dec 11, 2019.

  1. jpullen

    jpullen Junior

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    Aggie and Jeff Stoops Step Up for FSU

    So the head coaches office at F$U will now be known as the “Aggie and Jeff Stoops Office of the Head Coach” because of their $2.5MM donation, what will you get named for lesser donations? Maybe this could be a suggestion:

    $10,000-25,500
    “The [insert name] executive urinal.

    BTW, does this donation give the holes the right to claim they have “Stoops” in the head coach office?
     
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  2. your_perfect_enemy

    your_perfect_enemy GC Hall of Fame

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    Feel like that's a double dig since jimbo left for the aggies and the stoops nonsense
     
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  3. Gatorrick22

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    Little chief eating bull.
     
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  4. sierragator

    sierragator GC Hall of Fame

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    a book to read on the top row at doak campbell
     
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  5. fox

    fox GC Hall of Fame

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    Just when you think they can't stoops any lower.
     
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  6. TJtheGator

    TJtheGator GC Hall of Fame

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    And with this lucky break Dot Com gets to save face in front of the angry Hole minions.
     
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  7. gatorbite00

    gatorbite00 Junior

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    Crab Legs?
     
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  8. At least now they can call it "Stoops Office".

    Now the eye doctor can reinstate his twitter account.
     
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  9. TrueGator

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    Talk about throwing good money after bad. How much to get the stadium to correctly reflect it's formal name... Ron Zook Field?
     
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  10. tafc_5_1981

    tafc_5_1981 GC Legend

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    A clown costume?
     
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  11. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator Ever Vigilant Psycho Mod Moderator VIP Member "Cook Shack Chef"

    You just can't make this stuff up!!....."Aggie" and "Stoops".....
    I wonder if the other coaches and players will have to knock and ask; "May I enter the Aggie and Jef Stoops Office?"...or will the nameplate on the door read;" "Aggie and Jeff Stoops Head Coach Office, DBA Mike Norvell?"........

    Either way, Josh Newberg, Dot Com and some "trusted insiders" will be able to say "See? I told you that Stoops would have his name on that door!."

    And, a donation of $10,000-$20,000 will get you a dozen "Welcome, Bob!" T-shirts, two cold hot dogs, and and a pound of crab legs.
     
  12. DeBigLeezard

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    For your viewing pleasure...
    FSU Baghdad Bob 3.jpg
     
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  13. pd_gator

    pd_gator GC Hall of Fame

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    "Donations" to fsu? Isn't that the same as purchasing a #1 from McD's?
     
  14. 68andioweya1

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    I wonder if they will get something named after them. AGGIE STOOPS FIELD maybe?
     
  15. The_Graygator

    The_Graygator GC Hall of Fame

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    STD's?
     
  16. gatorbite00

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    FSU...Fail Safe University
     
  17. beemerthegator

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    It should be Ron Zook Field at Florida Taxpayer Stadium.
     
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  18. Spurffelbow833

    Spurffelbow833 GC Hall of Fame

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    How freaking hilarious would it be if everything in that office had someone else's name on it? Doesn't really suit the ego of a Division I college football coach very well, does it?

    The John and Debbie Smith space for family pictures on the Mark and Stacey Phillips desk on the Steve and Judy Fillmore floor in the Aggie and Jeff Stoops office of the head football coach.

    First thing Norvell finds when he goes in is that half the desk drawers are locked and he doesn't have the key to them. Oh, Aggie keeps a few party favors in them in case she ever wants to use the office for a birthday party for her grandchildren.
     
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  19. tmape01

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    lol at the white kid in brownface who has to pose for all the old Nolie boosters

    they need to retire that whole schtick. it gets worse every day and more inappropriate.
     
  20. exiledgator

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    It really is amazing this survives untouched in 2019 when Peleton ads are skewered for facial expressions.

    Anyway - no need to reply - let's stay on topic, off TH, and keep laughing at the noles.
     
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