Walk-on wide receiver arrested on misdemeanor battery charge

Spurrier would kick him off the team permanently
Poking his girlfriend in the face repeatedly until they arrested him. Goodbye!

 

Walk-on, walk-off.

 

Do we have a discipline problem? <sarcasm>

 

We’re back!

 

Glad we didn't waste a scholarship on this one. Adios.

 

Show me...."Paint the Fence!"

(Sorry! I know battery is no joking matter, this is not intended to mock the victim)

 

This post goes completely over my head. But then I'm not up-to-date on a lot of things, and I could be getting senile. "Paint the Fence"? You want to "mock the victim"?

 

I think he meant “not intended”. Otherwise there’s no reason for the disclaimer.

 

The idiots come out

 

Don't have to be up to date for this one, it's is old school: 80's movie, "The Karate Kid"!

When I read the words "Walk-on, walk-off" my mind just immediately went to: "wax-on, wax-off!"

 

Never saw "The Karate Kid" (or else I remember nothing about it). The only thing "Paint the Fence" made me think of was "Paint Your Wagon," though I don't think I ever saw that either.

 

Daniel-san, (the karate kid) has to spend an entire day washing and waxing cars, putting wax on with the right hand and buffing (wax off) with the left hand. Next day he has to paint the fence with an up down motion and after that he has to sand the floor.
He doesn't know why he has to do all this manual labor, but he made a pact with Miagi to do everything that he is told. Later on, his teacher get's him in a fight stance and says: "Show me wax on" while swinging at him. Daniel's "wax on" motion deflects the strike. Ditto for "wax off" and "paint the fence" and sand the floor.

 

Where was Grasshopper?

 

“First learn stand, then learn fly.
Natures rule, not mine Daniel-san.” Miyage

 

Surely this has been scrolling nonstop on espn

 

Maybe you got something out of reading that that I did not, but the police were not present while he was poking her in the face. That was on a video.

 

I think he needs to be the ref in the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul fight in June. He can break the holds with a poke in the face....like on Tyson's tattoo.

 

Dude, I’m gonna need to see some video before judging. Y’all quick to jump on the dude that hasn’t been convicted yet.

 

Says he admitted to poking the girl in the face. Probably plead out to a nothing charge like disturbing the peace unless she really pushes the issue. Either way, you have to know better nowadays. If you have an argument in public, put your hands on someone, and the cops show up, you’re going to jail. Especially if you’re a male that put your hands on a female.