A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead." Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. A new law was recently passed in Tennesee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says,"I mount animals". The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar... "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
These A-Holes talked so much crap when Peyton was there and we smoked them each time. Fond memories of my student days at UF. Go Gators!
Fat Phil was just fat, Josh Heupel looks like he just rolled out of a ratty trailer park. Can you believe that guy was a QB?
Hope the players are focused. With the storm coming it may change practice and travel plans. As well as players worried about family.
Agreed. We always seem to get the best of them though. I love it. My brother-in-law is a Vol and he HATES this week because all he sees is impending doom each year!
Why did they always cover Neyland Field with cardboard before the Gators played there? Because Tennessee could only beat us on paper!
