Viruses Don’t Exist: Change My Mind 2.0

Republicans die of a non-existent disease at a higher rate than Democrats. Come to think of it, as I suspect they are older they may just die at a higher rate. D’uh!

 

Just a gentle reminder as to the root issue ...

There is no evidence that viruses exist, such as to have jumped from pangolins to bats to humans, much less created in a lab and then released on an unsuspecting populace.

Focus, people!

 

Two warring factions. Both believers. One I designate ZUM. The other LUM.

ZUM - Zero Unicorns Movement.

LUM - Live with Unicorns Movement.

The former holds that Unicorns are deadly, that talismans should have been brandished everywhere and at all times and that a lack of adherence to said practice allowed Unicorns to spread and kill.

The latter holds that the risk of death by Unicorn is small, but never zero and raised talismans should have been a matter of preference.

One faction derides Unicorn-deniers, likening them to Trumpers and flat-earthers. They never tire of parading CGI renderings of Unicorns and express dismay that their ‘pictures’ fail to stem disbelief.

The other likens Unicorn-deniers to their crazy uncle and considers them a distraction from their chief aggravation, which was an overreaction to Unicorns which tended to kill mostly the frail elderly who lacked the ability to evade the beasts.

 

There are no Unicorns ...

 

Thanks, just thought a little jolt might help. I suspect the warring factions will continue to war over unicorn lethality.

 

Explain to me what’s so funny about this thread. Don’t forget to bring scientific evidence.

 

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