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Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Discussion in 'GC Hall of Fame' started by tilly, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. DarthGat0R

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    Yeah, I would wager the limit of their relationship was his wallet, she clearly was not into him for his good looks.
     
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  2. Skink

    Skink GC Hall of Fame

    Botox much on that girl’s lips?

    What a hilarious story. West Virginia - where Moosehead isn’t a beer, it’s a misdemeanor
     
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  3. icequeen

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    Because some guys love self-made drama? LOL
     
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  4. Skink

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    Or self-inflicted in this case. But then again, look at the guy
     
  5. cocodrilo

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    I wonder how many of us will live to see this thread get to 1200.
     
  6. fierygator

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    Happy weekend everyone!
     
  7. icequeen

    icequeen GC Hall of Fame

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  8. cocodrilo

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    That reminds me, my mama always told me to wear clean underwear in case of emergencies.
     
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  9. Skink

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    Holy crap that looks like huge butt cheeks, except she's apparently lying on her back

    Gross
     
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  10. cocodrilo

    cocodrilo GC Hall of Fame

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    Almost as bad as page 136.
     
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  11. WC53

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    I'm blind!
     
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  12. maxgator

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    I thought that she was lying face down at first lol

    Isn't the butt crack supposed to be... On the butt?
     
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  13. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    She? :confused:
     
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  14. fierygator

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    Yeah, I had to do s double take. Not a good idea before dinner.
     
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  15. duchen

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    I thought it was CK on a recruiting trip.
     
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  16. stpgator

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    your-ass-is-on-backwards.jpg
     
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  17. Byrell

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    Hmmm... Does a thread's life in years count the same as a human's or maybe even a dog's? Cause I'm pretty sure we should look at putting this one to sleep. :confused:
     
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  18. fierygator

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    You can look but you can’t touch.
     
  19. Byrell

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    Funny... Now I feel married to this post!
     
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  20. malscott

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    Twas a week before Christmas...

    And someone spotted Kelly, he was semi-catatonic walking through the UF campus in the rain, smoking a cigarette and kicking a can down the sidewalk. He was mumbling out of the side of his mouth, smoke was getting in his eyes...there were nine over-sized elves following him.

    He slurred the following:

    "I wanted to be part of somethin big. (he turned to look at the elves-he spoke) I dumped Tebow. I was scared they'd run me outta here. (he paused) I saw Mac at a Barbecue place, he looked horrible; fat. I got scared. He was peddling something to the owner. His teeth looked butter yellow. I can fail in LA and it won't matter. They're used to failing. Yeah, I could a been something, I coulda been part of something big..."

    And, just like that he vanished into the ether. Never to be seen again...:p

    Then a loud roar came from the Stadium not far away...beams of light reached towards the heavens...:cool:

    Go Gators:D
     
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