Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by Gator515151, Jun 14, 2019.
I'm thinking a stripper would be nice.
Anybody got Stormy's phone number?
I’m sending new formalwear.
A fart in a jar
Thinking about a Trump tie but the tariffs have caused the prices to move upward.
That has to be uncomfortable being that out of shape. He could at least get a bigger collar, looks difficult to breath.
LOL @ that cummerbund.
An empty box to leave the keys in on his desk. With Mike Pence etched on the lid..
June 14, 1946. Queens, New York City NY.
Happy Birthday to our 45th. President.
Donald J. Trump.
Mr. President, Hope this is a wonderful day for you and your Family.
A new phone
With no service
He needs the same 4 things as these guys
I’ll pitch in for a one way ticket back to Mar a lago
A screenshot on what's trending on Twitter on his birthday.
My sister is a Hollywood liberal, she's mortified they share the same birthday.
My grandmother was always pissed that she shared hers with Hitler.
Just a side note; I read, don’t know if it’s true, this asshat bought a million dollars in “Happy Birthday Trump” ads on Facebook.
Brain. Courage. To go home. And a heart.
Trump Has Spent Nearly $1 Million Wishing Himself (and Melania) Happy Birthday on Facebook
April 20th? Lol...
But for his birthday I will be staying home and watching a movie on my big screen TV...
A 10% discount on green fees at Mar-a-lago.
Already sent him a big fat electronic check back in April