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Trump orders EPA to undertake toilet review

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by citygator, Dec 7, 2019.

  1. citygator

    citygator Premium Member

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    Finally getting serious about the environment. Oh wait. Maybe this is the opposite. #confused

    Trump orders toilet review: Americans are ‘flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times’

     
  2. cpgator

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    Well, if all you eat or serve people is fast food of course you’re going to flush the toilet a lot.
     
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  3. JerseyGator01

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    As opposed to studying the effect of cow farts on the environment, this is actually quite productive. I can't count the number of times I've been in an envirowhack bathroom where the toilets flush too much.
     
  4. WarDamnGator

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    Trump makes the best turd. The biggest turds. The best and biggest turds. We are talking 25 flushers here, folks, believe me.
     
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  5. citygator

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    While your premise is flawed there is definitely irony in places like state/national parks where I spend a lot of time in that there super old toilets are full of water that dump gallons with a simple urinal flush.
     
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  6. NavyGator93

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    You need to spend less time lurking in bathrooms.
     
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  7. channingcrowderhungry

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    Where else would he find the content for his daily threads?
     
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  8. tarponbro

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    That's your best post ever!!! BTW, have you checked his turds out? Are they like flawless Aztec Pyramids? That's some creative shit, for sure!!! Oh, and one more thing - when I become President I WILL NOT have any person, commission, etc. look into Trump's turds. Too much govt. intrusion, you know...
     
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  9. raygravesghost

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    I remember when trump criticized energy efficient light bulbs...

    Now light bulbs are bad because they make his skin look orange...

    Pssst....its not the lights donald...Its the orange colored spray paint you use
     
  10. GatorNorth

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    I’ve been fired for less.
     
  11. g8rjd

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    In his defense, he is full of it.
     
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  12. cocodrilo

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    I'm sure Trump would like to set an example, but I doubt that Melania would agree to him not flushing the toilet till after 10 or 15 uses.
     
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    "I have the biggest turds in American history. Believe me I can tell you that. Nobody has a collection of turds as big as mine. Only the best turds I must tell you".
     
  14. g8rjd

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    Imagine being the guy at the EPA who has that office space moment.

    “Yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in this weekend. The President wants a study on toilet flushing. I’m gonna need you to write a report that people flush 10-15 times. Great, thanks.”
     
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  15. ursidman

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    North Korea has nukes, Putin is successfully weakening the west, our election security is questionable, the economy is recording record deficits, climate change poses a threat to the world and this guy wants to talk about flushing toilets?
    The idea probably came to him during his extensive "executive time".
     
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  16. gatorknights

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    Maybe they can put Milton on it after he fixes the cockroach problem in the basement.

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  17. citygator

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    You guys joke around but as Americans get bigger and fatter their poops get larger. Toilet science hasn’t moved forward enough under previous administrations. Obama gave this zero attention. Zero. I criticize Trump at times but this is a National craptastophy.
     
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  18. AgingGator

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    Actually, I like this. On a good release day, I often have to flush 2-3 times to get clear water. An additional 1-3 to clear the skid marks. I catch hell if I don’t clear the skids. Never having to listen to that again would be worth installing new toilets in the house.

    BTW, I make no claim to having the best turds, the biggest turds, or the biggest and best turds!
     
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  19. AgingGator

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    I have found that New Orleans cuisine causes the same phenomenon. Even more so when you are actually there mixing French Quarter beverages with that great food.
     
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  20. AgingGator

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    I have found that New Orleans cuisine causes the same phenomenon. Even more so. When you are there mixing French Quarter beverages with the great food.