Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by Trickster, Sep 28, 2019.
Trump’s Elements of Style
He has a way of speaking in fragments. I think it works for the base because he doesn’t miss any buzzwords and they sound like they could mean something glorious.
He has a way of...
Only the best words........big beautiful words. With vowels. And consonants. And the other kind of letters. Great words. Some capitalized, others not. But all are fantastic. No fake words. Just real, beautiful words.
Its pretty bad when Don King is a far better public speaker and uses much bigger words than the C-I-C. Hell, even Mike Tyson could throw out bigger words than Drumpf. Its ludicrous I tell ya!
I think someday, after he's out office ... 2021, or before ... his ego will get the best of him and he'll make some comment about how he had to dumb things down and talk like a moron so republicans could relate to him. I could really see him doing this.
He's already said how much he loves the uneducated - just one off of what you imagine.
Makes sense since he's uneducated himself. Diddy bought that degree. The guy is a simpleton. Weisselberg has always run Trump Org, and before him, it was Fred Trump. The Donald has always been a token figurehead.
Aw come on now, nobody would "buy" their kids into college, would they?
Felicity Huffman pleads guilty in college admissions scandal
One of the guys from the tailgate arrogantly bragged that when he was a student here he paid other students to sit in the classroom and take exams for him when he was at UF. Something tells me he wasn't the only one.
Someone needs to
Give Trump a TelePrompTer for Christmas.
He'd still eff that up. Dubya was pretty bad when he first took office, but quickly got better. Trump is still horrible. And when his Polident loses its grip, he's just a blabbering toddler.
This looked like an appropriate thread to drop this....
And eerily plausible!
Deserves a rating of "Funniest post ever"