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Too little Smiles & Laughs on THFSG Ver. 3.0

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by OklahomaGator, Jul 16, 2018.

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    I was in high school and had just gotten a car my junior year. It was a Saturn SL2, not something to write home about but it was a ticket to my freedom! I was finally able to go where I wanted, whenever I wanted to.. as long as my mom approved of course. So there was this big party one weekend and I picked my cousin up and we went to it. We were hanging out for a while when his girlfriend pulled up to drop something off to him and she had her friend with her on the passenger side. Now I wasn't much of a looker but she was gorgeous and somehow I decided to go over and talk to her and gauge her interest. She seemed like she was actually into me. Not that it was unheard of but she was beautiful. So we talked for a little bit while they were in the car and I asked her if she'd like to go out sometime. She said yes! So we exchanged numbers and they ended up leaving without getting out of the car.

    I called her the next weekend and she said she was waiting for my call. I thought this was odd for such a beautiful girl but whatever, maybe Im better looking and more charming than I thought lol. So we talked pretty much all night and I ended up asking her if she'd like to go out. She said yes and suggested the old drive in movie theater in town. I hadn't had much experience before that but you know damn well what this HS boy was thinking! ;)

    The next day I go over to her house and was greeted at the door by her dad. He was a big country good ole boy type but he was very nice to me. We got to talking a little bit about how I was doing and school and if I ever gotten into any trouble, you know, kind of feeling me out. He then started saying how thankful he is that I was going to take her out on a date. At this point I thought that was pretty strange but I hadn't really put two and two together. So a little while goes by and she yells down from upstairs saying she's ready and for her dad to come get her. Now I know something is up.. sure enough, he comes down the stairs with her in his arms and I hadn't noticed this but right behind the couch was a wheelchair! He placed her in the wheelchair and she's like "I'm ready lets go". Now don't judge me but I immediately thought about making up an excuse as to why I couldn't go to the movies but I was drawing a blank so I decided screw it, it's just one date. So I wheel her to the truck and place her in the passenger seat. I put the wheelchair in the back and we headed to the movies.

    We get to the movies and pay for our tickets, I went and bought some popcorn and sodas and started running over scenarios that could come up and how to avoid them. So I get back to the car and not 5 minutes into the movie, she starts inching closer to me. I'm like ah shit here we go. She gets closer and closer until she's right next to me, our thighs are touching at this point. She goes to reach down my pants and I kind of stop her and say something to the effect of "you don't have to do this". She's like, don't worry, I like you a lot, I know what I'm doing. She tries a couple more times and I'm still reluctant but finally I give in. So one thing leads to another, she's got her hand in my pants and mine is in hers and we're making out. She then asks if I want to get out of there. I tried to get her to stay and watch the movie and just let me take her back home but she wasn't having it. So we leave the movie and she said there's an open field near her house that has a giant tree where she likes to hang out.

    So we go to the field and park by the tree and start to talk a little bit. We go and sit next to the tree and one thing leads to another, we end up having sex. It was a little strange because she wasn't able to walk so I wasn't even sure if she felt anything but we ended up doing it a couple times and somehow ended up falling asleep. So the next morning I wake up and look next to me, she's still asleep and I freak the f--- out. I throw the blanket in the truck, pick her up and take her to the front seat and haul ass back to her house. Sure enough, her dad is waiting outside near the front door. So I pull in, rush around and go to get her, pick her up and start to take her to the front door where her dad is. So now I'm panicking but I'm almost to him and he's just staring me down and I'm just trying to think of what I can say to him to make it ok. I mean I just took his crippled daughter out and had sex with her on the first date! So I'm almost to the steps to go up to his front door and because I was rushing, I tripped and she flew out of my hands right in front of his feet. Thinking I'm about to get my head blown off I just start saying "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" over and over. I'm waiting what seemed like forever for him to say something or punch me in the face and then he says...

    "Don't worry, most people leave her at the tree".
     
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