Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by RayGator, Jul 21, 2017.
In honor of Father's Day...here's some dad jokes.
I went to the store the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.
It was only when I got home that I realized I had picked 7 Up.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
You know how birds fly in a V and sometimes one side is longer than the other?
You know why that is?
It's because there are more birds on that side.
I really should give you a come on man for those.
Dad jokes really need a "groan" rating, but that one is pretty accurate too.
If @Gatorrick22 was female, and a schoolteacher...