Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by RayGator, Jul 21, 2017.
"Sometimes I think that if I ever lost my mind....
...I'd never miss it!"
A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore and and complains to her Supervisor in HR. Without identifying the guy, she confides what her co-worker does and wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. Puzzled, the Human Resources Supervisor asks, “What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice? The woman replies, “It’s Carl, the midget.”
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...I'd Love To Recapture My YOUTH...
...But It Keeps Going FASTER...And I Keep Getting SLOWER !!
"Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm."
- President Abraham Lincoln.
- Tom Wilson.
So ZIGGY Turns On His TV And This Is What He Gets:
"... Please Standby !
The Problem Is Not With Your Set !
... It's Probably YOUR Fault !! "
Seems like that's what I hear when I turn my TV on and there's a glitch.