A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day ran: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted, then he ordered the Nun to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10. The paper headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. Next day’s headline ran: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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