Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by WhattaGator, Jun 21, 2018.
Funny to mention the "Pop Rocks"
We had a kid in high school who constantly bragged about how many "illicit goodies" he could do, especially cocaine... The thing was, we KNEW that he never had done any of these things.... so...
My buddy and I took a package of Pop Rocks, crushed them down, then chopped them very fine with a razor blade, and put it in a little baggie.
WE had a bit of the real stuff, and as he started bragging, we pulled out three baggies, right in the emptying lunchroom. As he watched my buddy and I do ours, I emptied his "bag" on the table, straightened the "lines" out, and handed him a straw.
When he snorted the first big "line"of crushed Pop Rocks, his eyes got huge, and you could hear things happening as FOAM sarted coming out of his nose!!
That's even better than the Mentos + Diet Coke combination.
They probably slammed their brakes to avoid hitting those long, slender tentacle thingies.
All of a sudden, there 4 pendulums flopped down from the overpass!"
I KNEW I wasn't in London, and "Big Ben" was nowhere in sight.. So.....