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Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by tilly, Nov 28, 2019.

  1. SCGator52

    SCGator52 GC Legend

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    Those 27 unrecognized Thanksgiving we’re known as Thursday supper at the Bear’s house.
     
  2. grouchygator

    grouchygator Get Off My Lawn Premium Member

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    The breasts nice n juicy this year?
     
  3. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    How did you know Dana Holgorsen was here?
     
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  4. bernie_lomax

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    Are there multiple “quality control” chefs in the back prepping all the food to circumvent rules on in-kitchen chefs?
     
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  5. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    Dabo is here. With his realtor. He keeps asking off topic questions. He just asked if the hardwoods are original.
     
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  6. tilly

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    See. Another guy who gets the thread. Well done sir.:D
     
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  7. tilly

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    Here comes the bear meat stew.
    It symbolizes Alabamian's 4 decade tradition of living off a dead bear.

    (Too far?)
     
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  8. Wanne15

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    Which room is Satan’s daughter in?
     
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  9. tilly

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    He won't say. Remember Kiffin's here.
     
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  10. Gatorchip

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    Putting the pieces of the puzzle together, Miles salad was tossed by Tua. Was the third ankle Les Miles'?
     
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    Not...at....all...
     
  12. tilly

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    Updates:

    McElwain just spilled the gravy.
    Mullen volunteered to clean up the mess.

    Muschamp just grabbed some desert but tried to turn it into the main course.

    Zook is across the street picking a fight with a neighbor.
     
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  13. garettk

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    Is Greg McElroy sitting in the corner trying to convince someone that Coach MacShark is an offensive genius?
     
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  15. 62gator

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    After dinner entertainment, drink up!

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  16. Gatorrick22

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    That wasn't gravy, it was shark fin soup.
     
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  17. Matherly87

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    And Spurrier just told Danny to chunk the turkey deep over the backyard fence.
     
  18. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    Wines flowing now folks. Spurrier keeps throwing pieces of the citrus salad at Fulmer.
     
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  19. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator Ever Vigilant Psycho Mod Moderator VIP Member "Cook Shack Chef"

    And Muschamp, being the guy he is, just scraped all of the freakin' mashmallows off the top of the sweet potato casserole. He ran halfway up the stairs and started throwing it down on the referees on the patio, screaming "How does it feel?"

    MacElwain excused himself from the table and brusheed his teeth with 200 grit sandpaper.
    Chip Kelly tried to crash the party, but Dan the Man just wiggled his Jordans, still on Saban's table and said "Hey, man! ...You could've been in these, but NOOO!!"

    Odell Haggins came in through the back door with two pecan pies from Publix. He put them on the table, next to the crab legs.
    The Zooker came in, slightly bloodied by the neighbor's 14 year old daughter, and immediately started getting into it with Nussmeyer, who was hiding behind the shrubbery.
     
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  20. Notoriousgator

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    Damn Tilly. Youre too much. Thats a funny post right there. Nicely done brother. That was an all time thread too. I remember a poster named SwampCritter driving me nuts during that thread.

    Can anyone refresh my memory as to who was the poster that said they got inside info from Sabans house? Was it SwampCritter? Its been so long I cant recsll specifics. And who was the recruit?
     
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