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SEC Shorts - A quiet night in the college football ER gets crazy

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by Bazza, Oct 6, 2025.

  1. Bazza

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    With a whole lot of teams on bye weeks, the staff on call in the college football ER were preparing for an easy night just making sure Kentucky didn't press his call button too many times. But when Florida rises from the grave to cause chaos, the night erupts into an outright crazy scene.

     
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  2. eightiesgator

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    One of their greatest EVER! "I was just gone for FIVE minutes!" "30cc of backup QB throwing a dime on first down. Doctor, if we do this, the quarterback controversy will skyrocket!"
     
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  3. RealGatorFan

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    This is one short you have to have the captions on. "I was just gone for 5 minutes!" might end up being my sig for the season.
     
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  4. 62gator

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    Their best skit, ever, bar none. :emoji_clap:

    “Doctor, the Warby Parker executives are asking for you.”

    The pimp cart.

    Tennessee guy.

    ..and the Florida guy coming back to life in the body bag. :emoji_joy:
     
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  5. eightiesgator

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    "Does he have any next of kin?"

    "The entire SEC Shorts audience..."

    :D:D:D
     
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  6. manigordo

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    I laughed every time an Archie commercial came on TV. SEC Shorts noticed too.
     
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  7. Matherly87

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    Nurse "Dallas Wilson just scored another touchdown."
    Doctor "Alright, I got to go."
    Nice touch by SEC Shorts giving a shout out to DW.
     
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  8. tripsright

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    One of their best
     
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  9. Distant Gator

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    For the other slower posters such as myself, that's supposed to be Bellichek and his gf and the 18 second mark- where she asks about "the beneficiary." I kept trying to figure out which SEC team that related to since its called, you know, SEC shorts...
     
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  10. eightiesgator

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    Well, ditto with Penn State, but the UNC trophy wife angle is hilarious.
     
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  11. RockGatorScissors

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    Absolutely hilarious. I do think it’s one of their best ever. Love the Vandy pimp!
     
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  12. cron78

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    I don’t remember who or which thread, but someone wondered what Vandy’s loss would mean for the Vandy pimp. Well, that question has been answered with an exclamation point. This vid is a really good one and the pimp stuff is the best ever.
     
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  13. gatortenor37

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    Matt Mitchell is great too!
     
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    Very funny indeed - agree, one of their best. Very fast paced, tight script loaded with humor and satire. Amazing how many digs they pack in!
     
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    Pure gold!
     
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    Another classic!
     
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    "...recommend shoulder shimmy shock... stay clear of the pimp..."

    Lol... :D:)
     
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  18. eightiesgator

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    Every LINE of dialogue is loaded! I agree with Herbie. How can the build such a skit, with all the touches AND decent acting, in a day? I'm hard-pressed to find a favorite actor; they're ALL great!
     
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    The sub comparison had me in tears.
     
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    Did Matt steal the Vanderbilt crown from SEC shorts? :D
     
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