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Rapeis Winston has Lasik surgery now claims perfect 30/30 vision!

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by Endless Excuses, Feb 12, 2020.

  1. Spurffelbow833

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    Maybe he'll lead the team in tackles now.
     
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  2. your_perfect_enemy

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    It's hilarious his publicist is acting like he's a martyr for having this done, when it's a minimally invasive procedure and probably something he should have done a long time ago if his vision was that impaired and he was too stupid to wear glasses or contacts
     
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  4. gator7_5

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    I always wondered how he played so well when he was constantly squinting to see what play Jimbo was calling. He obviously had long distance sight issues. Guess he just threw to the moving, blurry gng blob.
     
  5. Matthanuf06

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    As someone that is also nearsighted... wtf took so long?

    It is embarrassing for the Bucs that they did not demand this, or at least have him wear corrective lenses during games.

    Football is a game of inches. Not seeing properly is going to cause passes to be slightly off target. I cant imagine trying to hit a deep ball while being nearsighted.
     
  6. Matthanuf06

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    Exactly. It’s so ridiculous that this wasn’t fixed by now.
     
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  7. AgingGator

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    I’m not sure which is more enjoyable. Picking at Jameis or picking Jimbo for Candy running around town behind his back.
     
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  8. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator "Where's The Beef"?? (Or the crabcakes, etc.)... VIP Member "Cook Shack Chef"

    Winston has just reportedly said that;...

    "Now that I can see again I'm shooting for 40 interceptions next year!
     
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  9. The_Graygator

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    That pretty much says it all.
     
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  10. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator "Where's The Beef"?? (Or the crabcakes, etc.)... VIP Member "Cook Shack Chef"

    But, hey....
    He sure had 20/20 when it came down to his "bizzness"...crab legs and unwilling women....yeah, buddy...he could spot both of 'em a friggin' mile away. :rolleyes::mad:
     
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  12. BigSlick

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    It’s his hearing that needs to be checked!! He can’t hear his victims yelling STOP!
     
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  13. tilly

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    Doctor: "This will help your vision"
    Jameis: "So it will be scrong din?"
     
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  14. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator "Where's The Beef"?? (Or the crabcakes, etc.)... VIP Member "Cook Shack Chef"

    Now that he'll be able to see the oncoming pass rush....
    He'll be able to sack himself.
     
  15. GatorPrincess8

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    Hell he will still throw 30 ints
     
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  16. gatorPUNX

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    I'm torn on this. This is some wild UF-FSU lore that no one can make up. As much as I hate FSU, a family was torn apart because of this.

    I crack some Taylor Jacobs jokes sometimes, but 5 minutes later I think to myself, man, that was some real messed up stuff by the involved parties.
     
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    At least he will be able to help tackle the defenders after they pick his ass off....again!
     
  18. AgingGator

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    No doubt it’s messed up stuff! I do feel sorry for the kids.

    Their mom couldn’t keep em closed so now that left to be cared for by a guy whose never their, or a mom who needs a lot of “attention” herself. Hopefully Jimbo has some family that can help him out. If not, I hope he finds someone good to help him out and pays them extremely well to do it so they will stay.
     
  19. maxgator

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    Hopefully he can now find his way to a new team. Please let my suffering end. I never had any problem with Brooks or Dunn. Two of my all time favorite bucs. But this guy...
     
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  20. uftaipan

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    Yes, and that team will be my new least favorite team in the NFL.
     
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