3:00am I hear someone's phone ringing right outside my back door. I open it and there is a passed out guy on my porch wearing a caps jersey. I poked him with a stick a few times, and he wasn't waking up so I had to call the EMTs. The EMTs arrived and got him up and talking... he thought my house was his house... but he lived about 50 miles away from where he thought he was. Rookies. I really wanted to put my Pens jersey on him, but then I didn't want to lose my Pens jersey.