Welcome home, fellow Gator.

The Gator Nation's oldest and most active insider community
Join today!

New Jersey superintendent defecated on high school football field 'on a daily basis,' cops say

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by GatorGrowl, May 4, 2018.

  1. intimigator1

    intimigator1 GC Hall of Fame

    4,815
    277
    298
    Apr 8, 2007
    Male' Maldives
    What is really funny is that this is news. On the local scale I get it but these days a guy takes a crap on a football field and suddenly his behind is in a smear campaign.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  2. intimigator1

    intimigator1 GC Hall of Fame

    4,815
    277
    298
    Apr 8, 2007
    Male' Maldives
    Unofficial Breaking News! (Seriously, I made this up!‍)

    Tennessee Athletics announced an increase in the stadium fertilizer budget after seeing this. Has also sent out notice that the field can only be used for sporting events effective immediately. In other news UT fans ransacked the grocery stores upon rumour that they now will be required to use toilet paper. The AD sadly apologized and said "the free ride is over". "Once the yankee guy got arrested then we took the steps to save the fine reputation we have" He went on to say that something called a toilet will be installed and directions how to use provided asap.

    Not sure if any correlation exists but it appears that if you dig deep enough that the crap will rise fairly fast
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  3. tegator80

    tegator80 GC Hall of Fame

    6,494
    1,029
    548
    May 29, 2007
    Richmond, VA
    Well, he was correct. He is in charge of a crappy school district.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  4. BigCypressGator1981

    BigCypressGator1981 Premium Member

    1,595
    276
    368
    Oct 11, 2011
    I didn’t read it all but is there a reason he was doing this?

    Mental illness?

    Retaliation of some sort?
     
  5. tilly

    tilly Superhero Moderator with bulletproof posts! Moderator VIP Member

    Well as we all remember, they did actually have a coach teach them about showering technique...so your satirical take is not that far fetched.
    Tennessee Coach Derek Dooley Instructs Players on Proper Shower Technique
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  6. Minister_of_Information

    Minister_of_Information Under budget & ahead of schedule Premium Member

    14,279
    758
    673
    Apr 3, 2007
    Mar-A-Lago
    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  7. lacuna

    lacuna The Conscience of Too Hot VIP Member

    60,986
    2,479
    1,643
    Apr 8, 2007
    Gainesville
    Sometimes after a crash the scene will show skid marks that lead into it. Even though the supervisor is trying to shout his public shaming out of the public's consciousness, the sicko reasons he did this may yet be exposed and come out in the wash of further investigation. Not so easy to flush this one away. The stench will long linger.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
  8. fastsix

    fastsix Premium Member

    10,134
    1,076
    833
    Apr 11, 2007
    Seattle
    When you're running at the thirty,
    And feeling kinda turdy,
    Diarrhea...Diarrhea.

    When you cross the forty,
    And your bowels are feeling sporty,
    Diarrhea...Diarrhea.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  9. gatorknights

    gatorknights GC Hall of Fame

    23,493
    1,636
    983
    Apr 8, 2007
    Gainesville, FL
    Meanwhile, over at the baseball diamond (for when the football field is full)

    When you're sliding into third
    And you feel a giant turd
    Diarrhea...Diarreah

    When you're sliding into home
    And you're pants are full of foam
    Diarrhea...Diarhea

    :emoji_nose:
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. JerseyGator01

    JerseyGator01 GC Hall of Fame

    15,601
    318
    558
    Apr 10, 2007
  11. gatorknights

    gatorknights GC Hall of Fame

    23,493
    1,636
    983
    Apr 8, 2007
    Gainesville, FL
  12. fastsix

    fastsix Premium Member

    10,134
    1,076
    833
    Apr 11, 2007
    Seattle
    • Funny Funny x 2
  13. lacuna

    lacuna The Conscience of Too Hot VIP Member

    60,986
    2,479
    1,643
    Apr 8, 2007
    Gainesville
     
  14. RealGatorFan

    RealGatorFan Premium Member

    13,751
    420
    633
    Apr 3, 2007
    He's in the wrong country:

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  15. fastsix

    fastsix Premium Member

    10,134
    1,076
    833
    Apr 11, 2007
    Seattle
    Not really a new idea - U.K., Australia, Holland, China, India etc. have all had street urinals. Better than someone pissing on the wall or in the bushes.

    [​IMG]