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Kitna arrested

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by lacuna, Nov 30, 2022.

  1. Trickster

    Trickster VIP Member

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    Good stuff! Thanks.
     
  2. jaxgatorlp03

    jaxgatorlp03 Sophomore

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    Oh, the old "you are forced to work, so you don't have free will." LMAO
     
  3. docspor

    docspor GC Hall of Fame

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    'minds me of this little nugget

    An economist was sentenced to die within the next seven days. He was not told his day of execution, but he was informed by the King that whichever day it was, the economist would be surprised when it happened. Noting that the current day was Sunday, the economist thought to himself, “Well, I definitely can’t be executed next Sunday, because if I haven’t been executed by Saturday, I’ll know that Sunday is my execution day, and thus I won’t be surprised. And I can’t be executed on Saturday, either, because if I haven’t been executed by Friday, I’ll know that Saturday is my execution day (Sunday already having been eliminated), and thus I won’t be surprised.” Proceeding along these lines, he reasoned that he couldn’t be executed on Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday, or Monday, either. He therefore concluded, happily, that he would not be executed at all.

    On Monday morning, to his great surprise, he was executed.
     
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  4. danmanne65

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    I always like a tale where an economist is executed. :cool:
     
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