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Discussion in 'GatorNana's Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by Gator515151, Apr 6, 2020.

  1. Trickster

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    I’d hate to know what she does when Hannity comes on. I wonder if that stray whimpering in my neighborhood was yours.
     
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  2. woollybooger

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    Reading your opinion on Maddow, leaves no doubts about your politics, so no need to put them aside, enough said.
     
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  3. WarDamnGator

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    You should change her name to snowflake.
     
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  4. 92gator

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    Dumbest ass post ever.

    Epic fail.
     
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  5. 92gator

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    &

    Couldn't open the video, but also couldn't help but remember the Great...

    JB!

    A black lab owned by some Pikes back
    In the early 90's, near the Pike house. He'd fetch beers from the fridge.

    The dog was legend!
     
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  6. gatorknights

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    I'm light, can JB hook a brother up? :D:D
     
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  7. 92gator

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    Nah, I'm afraid JB's graduated to the great Kennel Eternal....

    But he'd a gotten you one with a wag of the tail and a smile, if he had the chance.
     
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  8. gatorknights

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    Good doggy JB! :) Pappa happy!
     
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    Bonus package:
     
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  10. AzCatFan

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    My first dog, a rottie/shepherd mix, would hear the tv change to crowd noise for a sports game, and go and leave the room. He didn't like it when I got animated and either cheered or yelled at the tv.

    My current dog is a German Shepherd and the sports noise doesn't bother him. But he knows it's bed time when I turn off the tv at night. He certainly knows the routine.
     
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  11. gatorknights

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    I might have to rethink my choice of pets. :)
     
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  12. ursidman

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    My Brittany hated my wife and the feeling was mutual. He was a good bird dog but a bit mental.


    I commonly wash my dog when she needs it while I take a shower. She is not a fan of baths. If she sees me naked with a towel she will run and hide. It only takes seeing me naked to make my wife run and hide.
     
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  13. cocodrilo

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    Our family dog hated baths too. We lived out in the country, and I still remember the time I remarked, "I think it's time to give Skipper a bath." He immediately got up and headed for the hills.
     
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  14. gatorknights

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    Fortunately, when Mrs. GK saw me nekkid she ran to the bedroom. I'm a lucky man!! :devil::devil::D
     
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  15. Gator515151

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    Brittanys are quite hyper. Spider has calmed down some with age but she still gets excited....I got Spider with the intentions of making her a quail dog but she is gun shy so now she is just my soulmate.
     
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    Chip. Is that you?
     
  17. RealGatorFan

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    My dog would snort like he had a fur ball or something when Lou Holtz was on.
     
  18. Trickster

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    Love a person who can poke fun at him or herself. It bespeaks that greatest of all virtues: humility......you know, like Trump exhibits.
     
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    Yuuuuge yumility
     
  20. altalias

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    Jimmy Carter was humble. He often wore sweaters instead of power suits. He also carried his own bags. The public didn't seem to go for it.