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How to Trump Your HOA...

Discussion in 'GatorNana's Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by ovillegator, May 3, 2020.

  1. ovillegator

    ovillegator Premium Member

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    So a guy's HOA made him take down the Trump flag he had put on his dock.

    So what does he do? He goes and wraps his entire boat in a Trump banner!

    Excellent! Nice boat, too!

     
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  2. rivergator

    rivergator Too Hot Mod Moderator

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    I assumed by "Trump your HOA" you meant not pay the money that you are contractually obligated to pay.
     
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  3. gatorzfan

    gatorzfan VIP Member

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    You know what happens when you assume.
     
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  4. slayerxing

    slayerxing GC Hall of Fame

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    It’s funny and kind of pathetic at the same time. I mean I hate hoa’s But Who would want their boat to look that tacky?
     
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  5. gatorknights

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    Where was the old fat dude with the hired bikini babes?
     
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  6. ovillegator

    ovillegator Premium Member

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    I think you're confusing him with Bill Clinton. ;););)
     
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  7. Gator515151

    Gator515151 GC Hall of Fame

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    I beat that rap 35 years ago. I was a custom homebuilder and bought the first two lots in the subdivision. There was no home owners association at the time. When I sold the 2nd home I built in the subdivision I let them add the home owners assoc fee in the deed restrictions. I never sold the first house and still live in it. I'm the only resident who does not pay HOA fees.
     
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  9. gatorknights

    gatorknights GC Hall of Fame

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    Not much difference LOL. I could so see Bill in that situation cruising the inter coastal while Hill is working. :)
     
  10. ovillegator

    ovillegator Premium Member

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    True. But probably not in THAT boat! :D
     
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  11. G8trGr8t

    G8trGr8t Premium Member

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    I bet the HOA can prevail on political signs if they have that restriction
     
  12. tampajack1

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    You clearly are one of a kind.
     
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    Ha! I showed you by spending a ton of money to make my boat look like shit! You don't own me, HOA!
     
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  14. Trickster

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    Rabid is what comes to mind.
     
  15. GatorRade

    GatorRade Rad Scientist Premium Member

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    Not HOA exactly, but a similar story from a house down river from me. I guess two next door neighbors, a dude and woman, had a fight about the fence along the property line.

    Eventually, the dude thought screw it, I’ll do it myself. He then took down the current fence a built a new wooden one two feet onto his own property. Then he painted a giant yellow happy face on the side of it that is facing her yard, so now she has to look at it everyday.
     
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  16. gatorknights

    gatorknights GC Hall of Fame

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    He should have captioned it with a "How ya like me now?" :D:D
     
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  17. wgbgator

    wgbgator Tiny "Boop Squig" Shorterly Premium Member

    Its like the MAGA bomber's van, but a boat.
     
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  18. flgator2

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    I personally wouldn't have done that to my boat but I'd dam sure drive it with pride
     
  19. flgator2

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    Not even close. For some reason I picture you driving a VW Van
     
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  20. flgator2

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    I'm pretty sure living in Jupiter, Fl with a boat like that, was a drop in the bucket to him. I wouldn't go that but it doesn't look like shit
     
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