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HOPE - SEC Shorts

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by CaliGator, Oct 18, 2021.

  1. CaliGator

    CaliGator All American

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    Hope is back!

     
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  2. bposs

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    Man, I’ve had affairs with Hope too, only to have Mullen rip her out of my arms! Alas she is gone, and shall not return until Mullen changes his ways.
     
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  3. trump4life

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    Hope=Fire Todd Grantham
     
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  4. Claygator

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    Ha ha. That was great. "Tennessee defense kit"
     
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  5. tilly

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    I'm sorry, but this one is a let down.
    The entire thing should have been an argument between an Ole Miss neighbor and a Tennessee neighbor over the spot of a tree planting.
    A zoning "official" determining the tree was one yard away from where the Tennessee neighbor wanted it.
    With the Tennessee neighbor tossing beer cans and golf balls over the fence while the Ole Miss fan and his family tried to finish their dinner on the back deck.

    Daniel Tosh in a cameo would have been the icing.
     
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  6. Claygator

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    That's too real life and boring to most people in those states.
     
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  7. tommyvee

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    Yea, missed opportunity. They should’ve saved this Hope one for later.
     
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  8. tilly

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    Like for after we stun them and have her wearing a Gator jersey under the dress, that you only see when the rain makes you see through it. ;)
     
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  9. Gatorhead

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    Hi Tilly, if I may put on O&B glasses for just a moment.

    Positives:

    AR may very well start against "Them People"
    UF really has one defining goal left this season: To beat "Them People"
    "Them People" will be overconfident
    "Them People's" bus may break down in the rain on the way to Jax.
     
  10. tegator80

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    Wow, we got off completely!

    The Tennessee Home Defense kit was a hoot. After that, this video could have waited a week or two or three, depending on what better topic transpired that week.

    We must live a sheltered life, or we pay good "make it go away" monies to them.:)


    Or we just aren't humorous enough of a topic anymore.:eek:
     
  11. USAFColonel

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    With the captions turned on, you'll see the reference to a "Bad Florida team"
     
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  12. RealGatorFan

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    It's good timing. They are being gentle with us Gator fans. They could have easily done one where LSU trolls us. Besides, they did troll Tennessee with that defense kit.
     
  13. nawlinsgator

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    You sold me when you brought up Daniel Tosh. lol!
     
  14. gatorranger7

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    Nobody leading that team has the axe-to-grind with Georgia and I'd argue Grantham is more Dawg than Gator.

    My point: vengeance/grudge/hate/whatever can't be conjured up in a week.
     
  15. Gatorhead

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    Hi Ranger, kinda depressing reading this from you. All Gators come out of the vaginal canal with red hot DNA blinking: I HATE UGA..............

    or have I gotten too old?
     
  16. ugahairydawgs

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    He was here 4 seasons, same amount of time as he's been at Florida (so far).
     
  17. gatorranger7

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    No...you and I think that way, and it's the right way. I don't see those players amped up like Timmy was...he understood it better than most even as a frosh... I don't see the coaches PISSED OFF like Steve Spurrier would have been. I'll say this for Urban: He "got" Georgia and when they dissed him he had a SOS-like memory and wasn't afraid to show he would squeeze dawg balls hard.

    I don't know that the current staff, or the players feel the way we old timers do.
     
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  18. Gatorhead

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    We should have paid attention Hairy...................