Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by tilly, Nov 4, 2019.
Gotta keep the culture intact. Perfect, seamless fit.
Please don't use the word "us" not all of "us" are that stupid.
Give him a garnet shirt to go with his gold teefez and he's perfect for fsu.
FSU would absolutely clean up on 3-star recruits. No way we could match them.
Let’s hope fsu blows the hire.
We have no idea who is in the lead or on FSU’s shortlist?
Willie got reeech.
If I was making the decision at FSU, I’d bring in Rick Stockstill.
I think he’s their most accomplished former player as a coach and well respected in the FSU community.
Due to his age, he would be wise to hire a head coach in waiting and could leave in 5-8 years with an easy transition to the next coach.
You are thinking far too pragmatically. RS would probably be a smart choice to weather the next 3 years of tumult and maybe have something functional on the other side. But that's not going to be the road the clowns tread. They'll want more 'flash' and prioritize recruiting over coaching (again).
He just had a heart attack working as an analyst for the ACC network. What would coaching at SWAC do to him?
Seriously, though, he hasn’t been connected to the program sinner the 13-2 loss to OU (and Bob Stoops) after the 2000 season.
Does Deion have the education and intelligence to be a candidate. There is more to being a hbc than just football.
According to insiders at glitter boy headquarters...FSU search committee has focused in on Rick Stockstil.
After putting out feelers to see who would be interested, and recieving interest from Dieon Sanders, the estate of Burt Reynolds, and a representative for Richard Simmons, the search committee has focused on Rick Stockstill, head coach of the Middle Tennessee Stae Blue Raiders.
"We feel Rick can bring FSU back into the national top 25 picture. He brings a wealth of experience at struggling programs and knows how to handle a team struggling to find an identity" said one undisclosed FSU official.
Rumors swirl that Stickstill has picked out his staff already and is ready to make an announcement after Saturdays game with Boston College.
Rumored members of the staff are:
Sebastian Janikowski- special teams and life coach
Dan Kendra- OC. According to an FSU search committee member..."Dan brings an explosive offense to the table".
Matt Cryer...I mean Fryer.....WR coach and emotional support.
Dieon Sanders - DC and recruiting violations coordinator.
"We feel very confident about the direction this new staff will take the FSU football program" said one trainer in school for circus clowns and acrobats. "Everyone is excited to see FSU football back where it truly belongs".
Of course time will tell where that is....
Dan Kendra’s explosive offense! ROTFLMAO!!!
Some other proposed staff members:
Peter Warrick - Director of Complementary Footwear
Terry Bowden - Manager of Alumni Outreach and Contact. Terry is well known for his hands on approach.
Mickey Andrews - Late Hits Coordinator
Darnell Dockett - Scheduling Manager prized for his ability to remove difficult opponents from the field.
And the every member of the Tallahassee Police Department will have the dual role of Eligibility Coordinator.
What a bunch of scumbags. I freaking hate that place
I didn’t think fsu has the wherewithal and gumption to fire Willie so soon. I’m disappointed. Was enjoying the show.
Yep, not “sophisticated” enough either. He’s a real country boy. Not “aw shucks” Bobby. I mean real country boy.
“Wes Chandler was Percy Harvin before Percy Harvin was born.”
Not to worry Die. There's still plenty of potential for entertainment.
The Dazzler wasn't very dazzling today as BC loses to fsu
So will the Holes be able to count their upcoming Alabama State win for bowl eligibility?
Doesn’t Alabama State have to award 90% available schollies this year and last?
I loved the Kendra reference too.