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Florida Man Strikes Again

Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by gatorknights, Jul 10, 2018.

  1. gatorknights

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    Florida man locks keys in car to keep cops from searching it

    MONROE COUNTY, FL (RNN) – A Florida man thought he had a foolproof plan to keep deputies from searching his vehicle on Christmas Eve.

    He ended up spending Christmas in the Monroe County Jail.

    After being pulled over for driving 70 mph in a 40-mph zone, 40-year-old Charles Albert Garcia locked his keys inside his car when deputies told him they would be searching the inside.

    His plan unraveled when a towing company unlocked the Lexus, allowing investigators to find cocaine, heroin, meth, pills and marijuana inside, The Miami Herald reports.

    Deputies said Garcia claimed the Lexus belonged to his father and that he was returning home with Christmas presents.

    When they asked for his license, he admitted that it was suspended, but said it would soon be reinstated.

    Authorities found that Garcia’s license had been suspended since April 2012 and that he had been arrested three times for driving while it’s suspended.

    Garcia faces several felonies for drugs and driving with a suspended license as well as misdemeanors for marijuana possession and obstruction.

    He bonded out of jail on Dec. 26.

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    Man gets into drunken fight after getting Philly cheesesteak with a sesame seed bun, deputies say
    Pasco County deputies say the man was loud and argumentative after becoming upset over getting a sesame seed bun on his sandwich.

    Author: Chelsea Tatham
    Published: 11:37 AM EST January 7, 2019
    Updated: 11:52 AM EST January 7, 2019
    Odessa, Fla. -- A man was arrested after deputies say he got into a drunken altercation over a sandwich.

    Pasco County Sheriff's Office deputies say Joseph Lagana, 27, got upset after getting a sesame seed bun on a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. Deputies said Lagana began arguing with the cashier and then got into a fight with a man who deputies say didn't want to press charges for battery.
    Man gets into drunken fight after getting Philly cheesesteak with a sesame seed bun, deputies say
     
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    I gotta disagree... The Northeast as a whole, has the worts drivers overall but, there are a few others spattered about, like Kalifornia, Lousianna, etc...

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    He was in bed when the cops came to search. He told them: ‘The weed is in the closet’
    Fla Keys News By Gwen Filosa
    January 14, 2019 02:12 PM,
    Thomas John Davis, 54, was in bed when the special operations unit of the Monroe sheriff’s office served a search warrant on his home on Lopez Lane

    They went through the front door when no one answered, according to reports.


    “Everything in the house is mine and the weed is in the closet,” he told police while still in bed, according to the arrest report.

    They said they found 11.75 pounds of marijuana, along with loose marijuana grams and various pipes, scales and grinders all with marijuana residue on them.

    He was in bed when the cops came to search. He told them: ‘The weed is in the closet’

    could have gone into 'Florida Man' but the headline is just too good...

     
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    could have gone into 'Florida Man' but the headline is just too good...


    I guess I should have put my note in larger type
     
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  13. WhattaGator

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    I did that to a middle school bully in the 60's ... He used to knock my loose leaf binder all over the hallway, then take my yellow box of Chiklets and dump the whole box into his mouth .

    After many times of Jimmy McKelvey doing this, one night , I emptied my Chiklets box , and filled it with Feen-a-Mints.

    The next day, Billy stopped me in the hallway again , knocked my binder down again , and ate the whole box .
    About 2 or so hours later, we were sitting in class, when Billy let out a screen and bolted to the boys room, holding his cheeks and screaming all the way!

    He remained there for over an hour .

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    Hmm....what's their specialty? Cooter? Gator Tail?
     
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    If imitation is the most sincere form of flattery wouldn't repetition be something close? :devil:
     
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    I guess repetition would be most like duplication, and therefore subject to elimination,.
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