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Florida Man Strikes Again

Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by gatorknights, Jul 10, 2018.

  1. gatorknights

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  2. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude Moderator VIP Member

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    smh!
     
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  3. gnvgator

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  4. ArtVandelay

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    For a second I thought this was going to be about...

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  5. gatorjjh

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    Long may he run............
     
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  6. GatorNavy

    GatorNavy Damn the torpedoes! Moderator VIP Member

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    Is the the thread used to report any crazy Florida man?

    If so...

     
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  7. MtownGator

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    What a clever idiot.
     
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    Rumor has it that Ocala Man and Florida Man are the same person.
     
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  10. ThePlayer

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    Florida man is not very smart.
     
  11. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator All Along The Watchtower Moderator VIP Member

    Those are the few "Florida Men" who escaped from Wal-Mart.:eek:
     
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  12. gatorknights

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    "police say Shawn was also high on crystal meth."
     
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  15. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude Moderator VIP Member

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    I thought I saw Florida Man drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's
     
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  17. Gil_the_Gator

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    That story about the dude having sex with the gator is a work of fiction, by the way. Here's a real story:

    Her pet monkey bit a Home Depot worker. Now, she’s behind bars.

    I love Florida Monkey stories.
     
  18. Gil_the_Gator

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    And let's be careful out there, folks. Chances are pretty good that there aren't really "bored housewives looking for sex" on the internet:

    These men were promised anonymous sex. They wound up on a porn site instead.

     
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