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De Blasio tells New Yorkers how to use their toilets: Only ‘poop, pee, puke, toilet paper’ should go

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by flgator2, Mar 14, 2019 at 3:51 AM.

  1. kygator

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    I have never eaten okra in my adult life and I never will. My parents still eat it. I always assumed they lied about liking it to get me to eat it but I guess they just have bad taste in vegetables.
     
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  2. citygator

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    Dude, fry okra and it’s awesome. Fry anything and it’s awesome. See calamari.
     
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  3. citygator

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    My little brother did that. Had to sit on stairs with food in his mouth til he swallowed. I’d tell him: you realize that your taste buds are where you are storing the food not where you swallow it to?
     
  4. kygator

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    Maybe, but I'm not risking it.
     
  5. gatorknights

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    As a kid, my introduction to sauerkraut did not end well. I think that kitchen table is still dirty.
     
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  6. WarDamnGator

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    At least he's trying. I'm guessing mayors in Trump Country don't even bother to explain it to Bubba and Clyde ... it would likely just get met with "Da Govmint ain't telling me whudda do with my own terlet" anyway.
     
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  7. lacuna

    lacuna The Conscience of Too Hot Moderator VIP Member

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    No, nothing wrong with it. One way or another the disgusting information needs to reach people or the situation will not improve. My objection has to do with the deceit used by the source in the OP when it stated De Blasio wrote the tweet. As I found out when looking into it, the tweet was not sent by De Blasio, but by someone in his office.

    Why do you think the mirror mendaciously implied DeBlasio himself sent the tweet?
     
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  8. ThePlayer

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    You should be very concerned that your party gets flushed.
    The Nanny State is even worse than the Deep State.
     
  9. WarDamnGator

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    Right, because gunking up the sewers and costing tax payers more money to clean them out has always been a cornerstone of the conservative platform.
     
  10. fastsix

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    Explaining that city sewers are not designed for getting rid of leftover cooking grease and torn up bank statements is about as "Nanny State" as explaining how right of way at a 4-way stop works.

    https://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.dot.gov/files/rightofwayrules.pdf
     
  11. rivergator

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    truly a baffling comment. if you were in charge of a city's sewer system ...
     
  12. flgator2

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    De Blasio’s Office Issues Guidance On What Should Go In Your Toilet
    De Blasio’s Office Issues Guidance On What Should Go In Your Toilet
    If I would have posted this from the Daily Caller you and others would have complained. You're splitting hairs here, it doesn't matter if it came from his personal account or his office, it obvious he ok'd it. What a waste of time. Everybody knows not to do this. Only ignorant or a trashy person would do this. I thought it was funny, that's why I posted it.
     
  13. flgator2

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    I hope you did us all a favor and ignored that and flushed your used toilet paper
     
  14. citygator

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    Leaving NYC this AM. I’m reporting first hand that NYC toilets suffer from the same problem the rest of the country suffers from. Come on guys?!? How about a little effort aiming? Focus! Put down your phone and pee straight.
     
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  15. fastsix

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    If you weren't supposed to pee on the seat, then they wouldn't slope inwards. Of course the fact that they're hinged and can be lifted up has always confused me.
     
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  16. lacuna

    lacuna The Conscience of Too Hot Moderator VIP Member

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    Being that the places in BF Texas and Arizona that made the request were like 'last stop' places isolated on the desert edge of nowhere, and the don't flush paper, etc. signs also explained it clogs up their septic system, I complied.

    Are you in the habit of ignoring requests that you don't like or understand when in someone else's home or store?
     
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  17. flgator2

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    Don't be silly Lacuna, I just come prepared.
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