Breaking: Michigan job just opened!

As Sam Kinison said: it's like a .357 magnum to your head. Power of the p****!!!!

 

Gets ignored if they weren't already looking for a way out.

What an idiot.

 

Seems like he was accused of similar behavoir with a consultant or someone a few years ago. Guess he thought he good get away with it again. Maybe we can poach some of their coaches or players.

 

Cheating on and off the field.

 

Well, they got some money to throw at a big name now. Pickings will be slim since a lot of highly sought after coaches signed new contracts. Gonna have to go for a “Mullen type” coach I’d imagine.

 

Time for them to go down to the local shelter and get a rescue coach

 

I think the pickings will be expanded to the pros.

 

This season will go down in history as the most chaotic ever.

 

P**** is undefeated.

 

Urban could do the funniest thing ever.

 

any discounts down at the second hand coach store?

 

“It” got both the Michigan & Michigan State HC in recent years. Must be something in the water up there..

 

long cold winters and alcohol?

 

I cannot imagine being this reckless and stupid.

 

Thinking the same thing

 

Soon after this story broke I learned through a well connected Michigan alum that the person who holds the title of Executive Assistant to the Head Football Coach at Michigan is part of this story. Her dad is a scout for the Chicago Bears, and recently learned he’s going to be a grandfather soon. The now former coach is married and has two kids. Very sad stuff. Lot of lives just got turned upside down.

 

Or a “Faulkner type” coach!

 

Wars have been fought over it.