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Best News of the Year! Miley Cyrus Decides Against Reproducing!

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by wrpgator, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. wrpgator

    wrpgator GC Hall of Fame

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    "The earth is angry," she explained. "We’ve been doing the same thing to the earth that we do to women. We just take and take and expect it to keep producing."
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    And it’s exhausted," she went on, in the interview. "It can’t produce. We’re getting handed a piece-of-s--- planet, and I refuse to hand that down to my child."

    Until I feel like my kid would live on an earth with fish in the water, I’m not bringing in another person to deal with that," she added. "We [millennials] don't want to reproduce because we know the earth can't handle it."
    Miley Cyrus doesn't want kids because 'the earth can't handle it'
    The Pop-Tramp's comment about her kid living on the earth with fish in the water is a little confusing. What is she trying to say here?
     
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  2. BigCypressGator1981

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    I think we can all agree this is good news.

    I call bullshit though. She'll reverse course in a few years. Take it to the bank.
     
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  3. exiledgator

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    Selfish rationalizing
     
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  4. wgbgator

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    Cool, now there's a chance I can change her mind.
     
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  5. wgbgator

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    Definitely. Having children is probably the best impetus for demanding change and a better world. Otherwise, what's the point? Who cares about the future if there's no children. Now, please excuse me while I watch Children of Men for the 20th time.
     
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  6. g8trjax

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    Want to try and slip one past the goalie?
     
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  7. AgingGator

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    It's unfortunate that she is such an angry mess. My youngest kids used to watch her Hannah Montana show. The girl flat out had talent, musical and comedic!
     
  8. anstro76

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    She still has talent.
     
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  9. wrpgator

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    You and Miss Miley...
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    Forget her 'mind'. There's not a lot to work with there.
     
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  10. wgbgator

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    Still does. The record she did with the Flaming Lips is really trippy.
     
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  11. ThePlayer

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    The earth and Miley might be angry...but they still keep rotating.

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  12. Spurffelbow833

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    So when she gets knocked up in the next five years, I guess that'll mean the planet is safe again. I'm going to hold the environmental movement to that standard. If Miley breeds, they can all stop worrying and focus on their entertainment careers.
     
  13. sovietgator

    sovietgator Lighten up Jan Brady (Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!)

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    I can't stand her. But good luck with that. India, China, and Africa say hello.
     
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  14. anstro76

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    Is knocked up the proper term for when a married woman gets pregnant?
     
  15. citygator

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    She wanted to trigger conservatives. SUCCESS! Suckers.
     
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  16. VAg8r1

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    When she undergoes surgical sterilization we'll know that she is really serious. I'm willing to wager that it's never going to happen.
     
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  17. anstro76

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    All it takes is for a woman to decide for herself what to with her own body.
     
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  18. Spurffelbow833

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    I don't see the point in expressing any special reverence for the state of having a bun in the oven based on having the paperwork in order. Besides, it's just a choice. I've only seen her bend over for Robin Thicke in front of the whole world, so I wasn't aware of any state-enforced indenture until you told me there was one.
     
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  19. anstro76

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    So you'd have no issue with walking up to your married friend and congratulating him for knocking up his wife?
     
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  20. Spurffelbow833

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    It would be inappropriate to congratulate him. He has no say in the matter. His job is to keep his mouth shut and pay for it all unless he's beaten the system and brought no resources to the table with his genes.
     
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