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Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    A Lawyer’s epitaph on a tombstone in a cemetery in England:

    Sir John Strange.
    Here lies an honest Lawyer,
    And that is Strange.
     
  2. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator Psycho Mod and Cook Shack Chef Moderator VIP Member

    Reminds me of a Law Firm. ..

    "Dewey, Scroom and Howe.
     
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  3. gatorknights

    gatorknights GC Hall of Fame

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    Some of my faves:

    1. The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe

    2. Manny's Mortgages and Bail Bonds

    3. Part RE agency and restaurant: Ribs & Cribs

    4. McAppraisals. Have it your way.

    :D:D
     
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  4. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “While times may seem difficult, your future forecasts a quick turnaround.”
     
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  5. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator Psycho Mod and Cook Shack Chef Moderator VIP Member

    Our population has grown, and things have changed ...

    There are now 7 1/2 BILLION people in the world... SO,

    When your wife, girlfriend, fiancee'... tells you that "You are one in a million"...
    It really means that you are more like 1 in 7,500..

    Feel better now?
     
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  6. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    A meal without wine is called breakfast. :)
     
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  7. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “Going to the woods is going home.”

    - John Muir.
     
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  8. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Wine Is My Valentine. :)
     
  9. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude Moderator VIP Member

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    one of my favorite men...
     
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  10. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “Equality. The informing soul of Freedom!”

    - President James A. Garfield.
     
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  11. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Take my advice....I’m not using it.
     
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  12. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “When it looked like the sun wasn’t going to shine any more, there’s a rainbow in the clouds.”

    - Maya Angelou.
     
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  13. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Sign on a little local store:

    “In God We Trust.
    All Others Pay Cash.” :)
     
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  14. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude Moderator VIP Member

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    I see that every once in a while, I smile and think, that is small town for sure...
     
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  15. WhattaGator

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    A sign seen in the windows of a small chain of grocery stores in Texas and New Mexico....

    "Heaven has a wall with Pearly Gates through which you must enter.
    Hell accepts anybody
    Makes you think, huh?

    Interesting sign.
     
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  16. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Why do they call it ‘common sense’ when it’s so uncommon?
     
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  17. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Procrastinate Now!
     
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  18. LakeGator

    LakeGator Mostly Harmless Moderator VIP Member

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    Never do today what you can delay until later.
     
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  19. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Ziggy 3.8.19

    So, Ziggy is looking at the front of a business building.
    The Entrance on the left says:

    FRIENDLY.
    FINANCE.
    COMPANY.

    And the Entrance on the right says:

    UNFRIENDLY.
    COLLECTION.
    AGENCY.
     
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  20. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “Wrinkled was not one of things I wanted to be when I grew up.”
     
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