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Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    not surprising at all :)
     
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  2. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    A woman marries a man expecting he will change.
    But he doesn’t.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change.
    And she does.
     
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  3. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    it truly is all about perspective :)
     
  4. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Pastor told me to remember, God was watching me. Just hope I wasn’t boring Him too much.
     
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  5. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Which is stronger? A huff or a puff?
     
  6. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    easy Dragon's are tough = Puff
     
  7. LakeGator

    LakeGator Mostly Harmless Moderator VIP Member

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    But I thought Little Jackie Paper broke Puff's heart so that his green scales fell like rain?
     
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  8. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    little boys can break a heart and mend it again
     
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  9. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “It does not matter how long you live but how well you do it.”
     
  10. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of 10 and be considered a good performer.”
    - Superstar left fielder and slugger Ted Williams.
     
  11. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Probably the best pure hitter to ever play the game... and a true American Patriot along with being a pretty fair country fisherman as well
     
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  12. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    A Young Guy’s T Shirt I Saw Today.

    I’M ALLERGIC

    TO STUPID !

    :)
     
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  13. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    USA TODAY Snapshots. 6.26.2018

    58% .

    Of Drivers don’t know how to use all of the tech features of their cars.


    If I got a new car I’d probably be a 58%er. :):(
     
  14. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    ;) Maybe I could learn stuff. :)
     
  15. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    count me in the 58%

    I am good with
    radio
    turn signals
    windshield wipers
    opening trunk & hood
    still working on entering GPD locations
    the rest is a mystery so I turned off the sound, found that pretty quick, I am annoyed enough on the road without a computer chiding me about stuff
     
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  16. RayGator

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    Why do Pine Tress have Pine Needles but not Pineapples?
     
  17. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Needles was a racehorse who made horse apples and that's no sauce
     
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  18. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So Ziggy gets a phone call and says, “I must be worse off than I thought. Dial-A-Prayer just called me!”
     
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  19. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Telemarketers are ubiquitous and unrelenting
     
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