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Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Readers Digest circa 1960?
    :)
     
  2. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    My goodness, I sure remember Readers Digest. Haven't seen one in years. Not sure if it's still published or not.
     
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  3. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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  4. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
    - Former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt.
     
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  5. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    she was truly one of a kind
     
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  6. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    USA TODAY Snapshots. 3.20.2018.

    68%.

    Of Millennials fully expect the next generation to develop emotional relationships with the Robots that serve them.

    Source: Prudential Financial in partnership with Futures Practice at Kantar Consulting survey of 1,002 Millennials.
     
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  7. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    I Wish Wishing Stars were Real!
     
  8. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    May 15, 2018.

    Happy Chocolate Chip Cookie Day everybody. :)
     
  9. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So she asks, “Do you think love makes the world go ‘round’?”

    And he says, “Probably....it makes you Dizzy!”
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    “I read somewhere that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

    :)
     
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  11. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    could be someone married their favorite tree?
     
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  12. LakeGator

    LakeGator Mostly Harmless Moderator VIP Member

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    Certainly in California.
     
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  13. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    I find it ironic that the colors Red White and Blue stand for freedom until they are flashing right behind you.
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So Ziggy has to make a call, as we all have, to get help with something and this is what he hears, “Your Call Is...(YAWN) Very Important To Us....”. :)
     
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  15. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    First, You Learn To Read.

    Then, You Read To Learn.
     
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  16. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Good One!
     
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  17. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So little Dennis is visiting his Dad at work. And they see his Dad’s Boss in his office and Dennis asks him, “Where’s the Cow? My Dad said you had a ‘Cow’ in your Office after he asked you for a pay raise.”
     
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    So little Dennis is visiting his Dad at work. And they are seeing the Boss in his office. And Dennis asked him, “Where’s the ‘Cow’? My Dad said you had a ‘Cow’ in your office after he asked you for a raise.”
     
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  19. RayGator

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    So Lucy calls Chuck on the phone,
    “Hello Chuck? Would you like to go to the Carnival with me? I have these two free tickets and I don’t want to waste them. I asked Roy, and Franklin, and Warren, and Ron, and Tom, and Craig, and Peter, and Don and Bill, but none of them could go...As a last resort, I’m asking you Chuck...Would you like to go to the Carnival with me so I won’t have to waste these two free tickets? I’ll bet you’re kind of flattered that I’m asking, huh, Chuck?
     
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    USA TODAY Snapshot 5.6.2018

    6 In 10 Americans

    Would Rather Share Financial Statements Than Their Browser History With Their Partners.

    Source: Personal Capital survey of 2,000 adults.
     
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