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A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    A "War baby" is born. :)
     
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  2. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    One of the reasons I hate to see trouble coming...is because you never know if it's just dropping by to say hello...or it plans to hang around for a while !!!
     
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  3. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator All Along The Watchtower Moderator VIP Member

    " I Think, Therefore I Am... I Think "


    - The Moody Blues
     
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  4. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    The worst thing about aging is that the older you become the further away the Good Old Days Get!
     
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  5. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "Love beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things."

    1 Corinthians 13:7 KJV.
     
  6. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator All Along The Watchtower Moderator VIP Member

    One good thing about getting older....

    You fart more, and care less! :eek::rolleyes:
     
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  7. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    A Strawberry that is sad is...

    ... a Blueberry.
     
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    Other than naps, rampant, uncaring farting is a benefit for getting older.

    I prefer both, my wife prefers the naps better.
     
  9. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Criminal Charges.

    Credit Card Interest Rates.
     
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  10. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So, she just comes home from shopping and tells her husband, "It was a half-price sale so I only spent half your paycheck." :)
     
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  11. RayGator

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    So, a conversation at the water cooler at work.

    "My favorite day of the week is Monday."
    "You like coming back to work?"
    "Yeah, my wife keeps me doing stuff around the house."
     
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  12. LakeGator

    LakeGator Mostly Harmless Moderator VIP Member

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  13. RayGator

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    "Life's a Witch.

    Then you Fly." :)
     
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    "Thinking Is The Best Way To Travel"- The Moody Blues
     
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  15. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    The Pub Dictionary.

    Lost and Found:
    The constant state of my car keys.
     
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    I can find my keys but in my house it is my glasses that can be lost for hours
     
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  17. RayGator

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    So, a Mommy puts her little boy in the corner and asks him, "Have you learned anything?"

    And her little boy says, "Never say naughty words in front of Grown-ups."
     
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  18. RayGator

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    USA TODAY Snapshots 4.23.2018

    57%.

    Of Americans Prioritize Buying Goods That Are Made In The U.S.A.

    Source: Ford Trends 2018 Survey of 1,012 adults.
     
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    I do but it is getting hard to do it
     
  20. RayGator

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    No Funds.

    A college student was broke and had no money for dates or partying. He wrote his Father a note: "No money. Not funny. Love, Sonny."
    His Dad wrote back: "So sad. Too bad. Love, Dad."