Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.
Friends, don't let friends wear Red or Garnett.
So, two Ladies are having a conversation together and one says to the other, "My Husband said to me if that if I don't stop shopping he was going to leave me........Lord, I'm going to miss that Man."
Mary had a little lamb
Two interns quit, the nurse adopted the lamb, because the doctor was "Dr.Ram"
So a little one opens the door to his room and then tells his Mom, "I can't tell you what I've been doing....you'd worry way too much.""
"Those who wish to sing always find a song."
- Swedish Proverb.
Many who choose to sing should hum quietly to themselves.
Ancient wisdom of the Mayan's
Bein' a Kid took a lot of hard work but I sure loved it!
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco!
USA TODAY Snapshots 3.5.2018.
iPhone X Lost
Of Its Value In The First Month After Launch;
It Dropped To
best job I ever had
What's really discouraging is...I'm being paid more than I'm actually worth...and I'm still broke!!
Respect your Elders!
They finished school without Google!
...and did math on a slide rule!
Yup, I had one of those!
A verbally abusive man y'ells at his wife, "How could God make someone so beautiful as you be SO STUPID?"
His lovely bride replies, "Well I'll tell you. God made me beautiful so you would love me and God made me so stupid, so I'd love YOU!"
Respect your Grand, and great -grandparents!
THEY dreamed and strived to get to our Great Nation, suffered ridicule as they went through the legal process to become Americans, Still got ridiculed as they strived to give US some of the life and Heritage we have!
Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
"The past resembles the future more than one drop of water resembles another."
- Ibn Khaldun (1332-1406) a Tunisian born Thinker and Historian.
Snorkeling is very educational!
It gives Fish the opportunity to study us!
I think they are plotting their revenge for the havoc we wreak on them with our hooks, lines & sinkers