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A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Friends, don't let friends wear Red or Garnett.

    Go Gators! :)
     
  2. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So, two Ladies are having a conversation together and one says to the other, "My Husband said to me if that if I don't stop shopping he was going to leave me........Lord, I'm going to miss that Man." :)
     
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  3. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator All Along The Watchtower Moderator VIP Member

    Mary had a little lamb

    Two interns quit, the nurse adopted the lamb, because the doctor was "Dr.Ram":eek:
     
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  4. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So a little one opens the door to his room and then tells his Mom, "I can't tell you what I've been doing....you'd worry way too much.""
     
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  5. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "Those who wish to sing always find a song."

    - Swedish Proverb.
     
  6. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude Moderator VIP Member

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    Many who choose to sing should hum quietly to themselves.
    Ancient wisdom of the Mayan's
     
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  7. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Bein' a Kid took a lot of hard work but I sure loved it! :)
     
  8. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco!
     
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  9. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    USA TODAY Snapshots 3.5.2018.

    iPhone X Lost

    41%
    Of Its Value In The First Month After Launch;
    It Dropped To

    44%
    In February.

    Source: Decluttr.com
     
  10. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude Moderator VIP Member

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    best job I ever had
     
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  11. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    What's really discouraging is...I'm being paid more than I'm actually worth...and I'm still broke!!
     
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  12. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Respect your Elders!

    They finished school without Google!
     
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  13. GatorNavy

    GatorNavy Damn the torpedoes! Moderator VIP Member

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    ...and did math on a slide rule!
     
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  14. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Yup, I had one of those! :)
     
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    A verbally abusive man y'ells at his wife, "How could God make someone so beautiful as you be SO STUPID?"

    His lovely bride replies, "Well I'll tell you. God made me beautiful so you would love me and God made me so stupid, so I'd love YOU!"
     
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  16. WhattaGator

    WhattaGator All Along The Watchtower Moderator VIP Member

    Respect your Grand, and great -grandparents!

    THEY dreamed and strived to get to our Great Nation, suffered ridicule as they went through the legal process to become Americans, Still got ridiculed as they strived to give US some of the life and Heritage we have!
     
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  17. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
     
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  18. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "The past resembles the future more than one drop of water resembles another."

    - Ibn Khaldun (1332-1406) a Tunisian born Thinker and Historian.
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Snorkeling is very educational!

    It gives Fish the opportunity to study us! :)
     
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  20. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude Moderator VIP Member

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    I think they are plotting their revenge for the havoc we wreak on them with our hooks, lines & sinkers

    :)
     
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