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A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "Siri, how do I find Grandmother's house?"

    >> Over the river and through the woods. <<
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "I've tried joining the Procrastinators Support Group...

    But they keep postponing the meetings!"
     
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    Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

    A. Two mothers-in-law.
     
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  4. RayGator

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    A young guy's T shirt I saw today. :)

    NOPE !

    NOT TODAY !
     
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    Thursday, December 21, 2017.

    Today is the 1st Day of Winter. The shortest Day of the Year!

    Brrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
     
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    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    dropped all the way to 50 last night, expecting 80 by 2 this afternoon
     
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  7. RayGator

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    The 3 Wise Women.

    What would have happened if it had been 3 Wise Women instead of Men?

    The 3 Wise Women would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as Gifts!
     
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  8. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "Sometimes I think that if I ever lost my mind....

    ...I'd never miss it!" :)
     
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  9. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    I resemble that remark :)
     
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  10. RayGator

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    I'd Love To Recapture My Youth...

    ...But It Keeps Going Faster... And I Keep Getting SLOWER !!
     
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  11. RayGator

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    "Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm."

    - President Abraham Lincoln.
     
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    ZIGGY 1.16.2018.
    - Tom Wilson.

    So, ZIGGY turns on his TV and this comes on:

    "Please Standby!
    The Problem Is Not With Your Set!
    ...It's Probably YOUR Fault !! "


    Sometimes I think I might be hearing that when I have a TV problem. :)
     
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  13. RayGator

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    The Family Circus 1.17.2018
    . Bill Keane.

    So Daddy talks to little Billy holding his little wallet about being responsible.

    "You Need To BUDGET Your Money, Billy.....And Stick To It....

    Where Would This Country Be If The Government didn't do that...."
     
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  14. RayGator

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    My New Years diet is working so far!

    I've only gained 2 pounds! :)
     
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  15. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Good one Ray :)
     
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  16. RayGator

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    Your Best Therapist Has FUR And FOUR Legs. :)
     
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    So a husband said, "When my wife says she wants to have a word with me...it's never one word."

    :)
     
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  18. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    sounds like our house :)
     
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    Q. "So, what is the best thing about seeing a Movie in a Theatre?

    A. "They run All the Commercials at the Beginning." . :)
     
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    USA TODAY Snapshots 1.26.2018

    . iPhone 8.

    Topped the most memorable new product launches in 2017 list.

    Source: Schneider Associates and Sentient Decision Science survey of 998 adults.
     
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