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Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    USA TODAY Snapshots 8.4.17

    Top Dog Names.

    #1. BELLA.

    #2. Max.
    #3. Daisy.
    #4. Buddy.
    #5. Charlie.

    Source: Analysis of 2.5 million dogs seen at Barfield Pets Hospital in 2016.


    Sure are not the same as when I was a boy.
     
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  2. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Goliath's Grief!

    Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone?

    Because nothing like this had ever entered his mind before. :)
     
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  3. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Cursive Writing.

    A Senior Citizen's secret code. :)
     
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  4. ratatatat

    ratatatat GC Hall of Fame

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    A fart is merely the cry of an impacted turd.:eek:
     
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  5. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    The Best Things In Life Are Interest Free!

    At least for the first 12 months. Make sure you check. :)
     
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  6. ratatatat

    ratatatat GC Hall of Fame

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    Water, water everywhere....

    And a bunch of sand in your buttcrack ! :eek:
     
  7. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
     
  8. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    If Ignorance Is Really Bliss...

    ....Mankind Shoul Be A Heckuva Lot Happier ! :)
     
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  9. g8orbill

    g8orbill Old Gator VIP Member

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    my Momma always "Fried" the bacon
     
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    A lot of folks have been asking me how many churches I will evacuate to this weekend with the upcoming storm. Frankly, I have no clue, it's been years since I've been to churches.

    I eat at Popeyes.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."
     
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  12. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "I don't hate Mondays.....But I'm seriously considering unfriending them."
     
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  13. g8orbill

    g8orbill Old Gator VIP Member

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    Monday is my Friday
     
  14. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    I thought every day was your Friday. :)
     
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  15. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    ADULT:

    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
     
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  16. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Amen!!!
     
  17. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    If your brain was an APP, would you use it?
     
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  18. Juggernautz

    Juggernautz Don't tread on me! VIP Member

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    Juggernautz Don't tread on me! VIP Member

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  20. g8orbill

    g8orbill Old Gator VIP Member

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    nope- was bored so went and got my real estate license and am selling new homes
     
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