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A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Sunday 6.18.17

    The Lockhorns watching TV.

    "That was a great show. I wish I had known it was an Infomercial." - Leroy. :)
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    A Teenager's T shirt I saw yesterday:

    "I Don't Go Looking For Trouble.

    Trouble Usually Finds Me."

    :)
     
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  3. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    And many years later.....

    Her: "If I knew then what I know now!"

    Him: "Are you looking at our Wedding Album again?"
     
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  4. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    The South: The Place Where -

    1. The Tea Is Sweet And Accents Are Sweeter.
    2. Summer Starts In April.
    3. Macoroni and Cheese Is A Vegetable.
    4. Front Porches Are Wide And Words Are Long.
    5. Pecan Pie Is A Staple.
    6. Ya'll Is The Only Proper Noun.
    7. Chicken Is Fried And Biscuits Come With Gravy.
    8. Everything Is Darlin'.
    9. Someone's Heart Is Always Being Blessed.
     
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  5. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    ZIGGY | Tom Wilson 7.7.17.

    Ziggy sitting in front of his Computer:

    "I'm so bored...
    Every time my Computer goes down...I'm forced to sit and think of stuff." :)
     
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  6. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Sunday 7.9.17

    Beautiful Full Moon tonight. I'm sure it made everyone smile who saw it. :)
     
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  7. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Getting use to your age takes a long time.

    Tell me about it.
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    ZIGGY 7.15.17
    Tom Wilson.

    So Ziggy is on the highway and sees a road worker placing a new sign on the side of the road:

    ROAD SIGNS
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
    NEXT 35 MILES.
     
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  9. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So A Husband Is Now Retired And At Home.

    And His Wife Now Has A Full Time Job.
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    ZIGGY 7.19.17
    . Tom Wilson.

    So Ziggy sees a sign on the front of a store:

    NEIGHBORHOOD
    BOOK STORE
    Yeah, That's Right,
    We Still Exist!
     
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  11. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "I never teach my pupils, I only provide the conditions in which they can learn."
    - Albert Einstein.
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    "Growing Old Is Mandatory;"

    "Growing Up Is Optional."

    - Chili Davis.


    Tell me about it. :)
     
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  13. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    So Ziggy sees a new book in the book store.

    SMART
    TVs.
    FOR
    DUMMIES.
     
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    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    USA TODAY Snapshots 7.18.17

    Landline Phones Are Dying.

    46%. Of Households Had A Working Landline Telephones In 2016.
    51%. Had Cellphones Only.
    .

    I'm a 46%er. :)
     
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  15. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    51% er here
     
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  16. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    USA TODAY Snapshots 7.24.17

    New Global Phenomenon.

    June 27, 1967.

    Barclays Bank Unveiled The First Automatic Teller Machine A Lttle More Than 50 Years Ago.


    Source: NCR.


    Have a great family history with the NCR.
     
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  17. ratatatat

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    Watching that somewhat "alarmist" TV commercial plugging the food that will last up to 25 years...

    The opening of the ad shows attacks and natural disasters, with destroyed neighborhoods....THEN...

    WHY OR HOW does the family sit down inside their well-lit dining room and serve their "survival" rations into nice clean serving bowls with piping hot water and a perfectly set table, while through the window you can still see destruction?

    Only the advertising "geniuses" can produce it, and only the general viewing public can buy it.:rolleyes:
     
  18. RayGator

    RayGator Moderator VIP Member

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    Someone told me I had a screw loose.

    I thought it was just an insult. Right? Right.
     
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    Wednesday, August 9, 2017.

    It's A Beautiful Full Moon Tonight.

    I hope everyone can see it. :)
     
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  20. RayGator

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    Church Bulletins.

    Actual announcements taken from Church bulletins:

    "Thursday night, pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

    "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our Church and community."

    "For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
     
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