Went to the proctologist for an annual check up. I asked the doc where do I put my pants. He said, "Right next to mine"...
Interesting native American myth. In the beginning man was with all the animals. Then a rift opened in the earth separating man from the...
I had a Beagle get breast cancer at around 7 yrs old and had her put down. Very sad.
Whenever they call, whisper, "It's done, but there is blood everywhere", then hang up.
Sprinkled my brother on his marihuana plants in California. One of his friends took his ashes across country and dumped him into the Grand...
The Ocean Deck in Daytona Beach, but it has to be at Spring Break while the co-eds are bungie jumping and coming out of their tops while hanging...
I'm sure she gets all that talent from you Growl...
If I said to a woman, "John, Paul, George &___" she would have to blurt out the right answer before receiving my attentions.
Nah, give me those oldie goldies.
I heard European schools have been open for 6 months with no major hiccups. I live in Seminole Country, FL and our schools have been open with an...
I remember when Cheryl Tiggs said she didn't like her ears. I never knew she had ears...
A HEALTHY PHILOSOPHY HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your...
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the...
1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. 2. After...
12 WOMEN TEXTING A group of 12 women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How...
I seen to recall hearing that we change careers 5 times in a lifetime. I've had 4 different careers already, but I don't think I will find a 5th...
Nothing like walking her down the aisle. Congrats.
Thank God.
I'll be seeing it.
A new favorite. Perhaps the best vocal performance ever! "Mary did You Know" by Voctave featuring Mark Lowry (who wrote song) [MEDIA]
