If a male suicide bomber gets rewarded with 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get rewarded with? (Assuming she's straight.)
It was a case of can't pee In the first degree.
Someone needs to investigate to find out what really killed him.
I thought that God quit talking to people directly after Old Testament times.
BONIFAY, Fla. (AP) — A woman checked out of a Florida hotel and told staff that she was going on a God-directed shooting spree because of the...
Well then to hell with Forrest Gump.
Is there a surrogate we can ask?
Adopting is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
That would also depend on her looks. I might take a look at her and say, "Bring me a cup."
The whole idea is to come into this world one way or another. Only then can you find out what a lousy world it is.
But if folks back in biblical times knew about zygotes, would such surrogacy have given them pause? I tend to doubt it, as they were certainly...
