Norm MacDonald got it right about cancer. You can't lose to it. You either beat it or tie it.
Yes.
He can claim the 2024 election was stolen and therefore he hasn't legitimately served a second term yet.
And it is the difference between a republic and a people's republic.
They should give the weather folks a PiP and the audio and let you keep watching the game.
We would have won on Clayton's dribble out 3 that made it 78-77. That's about the most exciting way in which a game can end under that system.
Nah, get rid of the tournament and have 32 bowl games.
We were in Michigan State's situation last night. Wow, how did we do it?
We've been penciled in to the early game once again regardless who wins this game.
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Section 1. A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, no person shall be elected to the office of the President...
Seeing as how FDR's ex-presidency and ex-personhood ran concurrently, they did exactly that.
Our offense was literally him at the free throw line until the last 3 minutes of the game.
Don't we have a NATO obligation to defend Greenland already? What more do we need as a deterrent? Hasn't it sorta been understood all along that...
They hate us for our freedoms.
When you reach "Too Big to Fail" level, you are reading from a script. You have your role to play. And those of us who are not too big to fail,...
Oh, yeah, now comes the watching your kid all day part. Hope you got a good nap on the plane.
Twoda must be running around like Jim Valvano. He won't even need a plane to get back home.
OK, we can win with one or two bad halves. Can we do it with none?
Two hours of dark torture FTW!!!