How long before he says he’ll legalize meth?
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In other breaking news, Sydney Sweeney ALMOST slept with me last Saturday (9/14). I was just sleeping on the couch while she was on some show on TV.
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Seems like the perfect MAGA candidate. They can replace weirdo JD Vance with this dude.
Like gas station sushi. Left in the car. In a parking lot. In Phoenix. In July.
Hopefully everyone survived the blood bath! [MEDIA]
LOL!! [MEDIA]
From the stable genius. In addition he says he would raise prices on imported food to bring grocery prices down!! [MEDIA]
Unless you own a shitload of DJT.
TRUMP: Buy my NFTs. Some very smart people are saying they’re fire too. And nobody is bored at my rallies, they love me weave stories of Hannibal...
He’s hiding a Playboy.
Kamalanomics baby! [ATTACH]
And armed caddies at every hole.
Should have built a wall around his golf courses.