If a male suicide bomber gets rewarded with 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get rewarded with? (Assuming she's straight.)
It was a case of can't pee In the first degree.
Someone needs to investigate to find out what really killed him.
I thought that God quit talking to people directly after Old Testament times.
BONIFAY, Fla. (AP) — A woman checked out of a Florida hotel and told staff that she was going on a God-directed shooting spree because of the...
Well then to hell with Forrest Gump.
Is there a surrogate we can ask?
Adopting is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
That would also depend on her looks. I might take a look at her and say, "Bring me a cup."
The whole idea is to come into this world one way or another. Only then can you find out what a lousy world it is.
But if folks back in biblical times knew about zygotes, would such surrogacy have given them pause? I tend to doubt it, as they were certainly...
I believe Catholics even pray to her.
It’s pretty ironic that the Vatican is against surrogacy, since it’s practiced in the Bible, and by no less a personage than the patriarch...
For the right price, my cup runneth over.
Is it too soon for some humor? This event had to remind me of my late brother, who had a job as a reporter for the Daytona Beach News Journal. A...
I would have told that guy in NYC, "I won't shake your hand because I don't know where it's been."
But you said we should not judge others by how they practice their faith. Well, that's how jihadists practice their faith, by judging others....
So you're saying we should not be judgmental about Islamic terrorism or jihad ("war against non-Muslims")? After all, that's how they worship...
So women there will do anything to work off a few pounds?
Where do you hang out? I'm asking for a friend.
