Kristi Noem transported to DC area hospital by ambulance

Reports of an allergic reaction.

 

Allergic reaction to the law and common sense???

 

Well we can rule out makeup & silicone allergies

 

Allergic to the Constitution.

 

Dogs?

 

Maybe she tried on a 101 dalmatians coat? She needed a new costume.

 

Sounds about right for Too Hot....Somebody we don't like had to go to the hospital in an ambulance Hurray!

Just so you will know anaphylactic shock is no joking matter. Many years ago ambulance attendants had to revive me after a reaction to Cephalexin.

 

Yah yah yah, she’s fine.

Is Cephalexin the fancy name for Anti/Weird?

 

Oh, no! People aren't being nice enough in their jokes about the woman literally committing crimes against humanity after it has already been confirmed that she is fine.

 

I joke 1. Cause I have been rushed to hospital from allergic shock twice, so been there, done that, can now joke on it
And 2. She's just not a good person..

 

Crimes against humanity?

 

I kinda gotta laugh and hope you didn't make the same stupid mistake I did. My first episode that I mentioned earlier was with the antibiotic Cephalexin. The second episode wasn't near as serious because as soon as I started having the reaction I knew what was happening and I had my wife rush me to the ER. Anyway my dumb mistake was when I had an abscessed tooth, the wife had been taking Duracef for an infection and had some left in the bottle so I took one. Little did I know Duracef is a generic form of Cephalexin. Stupid me.

 

Quick call Bobby Kennedy....he will suggest Cod liver oil, a garlic and yohimbe poltus and 3 liters of whale semen (probably her favorite).

 

I lost it at “probably her favorite. Crude, but funny nonetheless! I will be doing some Hail Marys but totally worth it

 

My mistakes were learning what was no longer accepted in my body late in life.... Seems I developed severe allergies to peanuts and amoxacillan.... Definitely were not fun lessons to learn...

 

10 bucks says she holds a presser dressed as an EMT