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Arrests of GatorCountry posters

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by GatorFanCF, Jun 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM.

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  1. Jun 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM #1
    GatorFanCF

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    Since so many want to bond and feel connected to the football team it's high time we posted the arrests of various GatorCountry posters....or maybe the "most likely" to get arrested and the possible crime. I'll start:

    GatorFanCF = arrested for being a wise-a** Found guilty primarily from testimony from ex-wife with further corroboration from posters in THFSG. Sentenced to working all summer with FSU interns.

    Who is next? It's summer....LFG!!!
     
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  2. Jun 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM #2
    Wanne15

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    What am I likely to be arrested for in the near future? It's been a while.
     
  3. Jun 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM #3
    GatorFanCF

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    Ask your spouse. Please note: there is a size limit.
     
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  4. Jun 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM #4
    Wanne15

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    Wtf does this mean.
     
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  5. Jun 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM #5
    cocodrilo

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    How about posters with just arrested development?
     
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  6. Jun 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM #6
    Wanne15

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    Hell, no, I wanna go to jail. I miss the toilet paper roll pillow.
     
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  7. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM #7
    sierragator

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    Not a juvenile delinquent any more lol.
     
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  8. Jun 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM #8
    Crusher

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    @Skink and @Gatorrick22 arrested for not having strong opinions! :p
    Sentence: Must visit THFSG daily and post only niceties.
     
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  9. Jun 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM #9
    Skink

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    I’ll try to do better going forward. Never want to bury the message in so much tact that the meaning gets lost
     
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  10. Jun 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM #10
    GolphinGator

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    I can provide a wish list. Most can be found on TH.
     
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  11. Jun 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM #11
    dave_the_thinker

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    Don't worry about me. I can assure you the Thought Police have been thoroughly bribed.
     
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  12. Jun 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM #12
    Gatorrick22

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    Sheesh... tough crowd, I teased you all about my two division 3 year SEC schedule rotation, that I have yet to post, and here I am... in the clink. :eek:
     
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  13. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM #13
    garettk

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    I’m too pretty to go to jail
     
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  14. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM #14
    Gatorhead

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    If you do post that your sentence will be increased ten years!:p
     
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  15. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM #15
    Gatorhead

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    You will always be my hero Gus.:D
     
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  16. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM #16
    Gatorhead

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    You should be arrested on general principals. :devil:
     
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  17. Jun 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM #17
    Skink

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    Well, with respect to the OP, the only time I was ever arrested was for public intoxication, which was a bullshit charge in a bullshit little redneck town outside Houston called Webster. Spent 4 hours behind bars and was cut loose after my buddies bailed me out and I paid the crooked bastards $100 to get my car back.

    It was over 40 years ago

    Next?
     
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  18. Jun 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM #18
    GatorFanCF

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    Speaking of Colonel Klink: "You will get a fair trial and then be shot." Old school. #HogansHeroes
     
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  19. Jun 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM #19
    tegator80

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    tegator80. Arrested for vandalism. Reason?


    He kept breaking the doorways he walks through even though he KNOWS his head is WAY too large from all the knowledge he's amassed. He wants to stop but he can't because of all the applause he receives from his adoring fans.

    His favorite line about himself: The only thing more awesome about myself, besides my utter brilliance, is my absolute humility. He IS the epitome of a Gator graduate.

    Favorite generic (fill in your favorite topic) awesome, nuanced joke:

    How many FSU graduates does it take to finally get your McDonalds order right?

    Too

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  20. Jun 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM #20
    tripsright

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    Let’s start with the mods!? :cool:
     
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