Since so many want to bond and feel connected to the football team it's high time we posted the arrests of various GatorCountry posters....or maybe the "most likely" to get arrested and the possible crime. I'll start: GatorFanCF = arrested for being a wise-a** Found guilty primarily from testimony from ex-wife with further corroboration from posters in THFSG. Sentenced to working all summer with FSU interns. Who is next? It's summer....LFG!!!
@Skink and @Gatorrick22 arrested for not having strong opinions! Sentence: Must visit THFSG daily and post only niceties.
I’ll try to do better going forward. Never want to bury the message in so much tact that the meaning gets lost
Sheesh... tough crowd, I teased you all about my two division 3 year SEC schedule rotation, that I have yet to post, and here I am... in the clink.
Well, with respect to the OP, the only time I was ever arrested was for public intoxication, which was a bullshit charge in a bullshit little redneck town outside Houston called Webster. Spent 4 hours behind bars and was cut loose after my buddies bailed me out and I paid the crooked bastards $100 to get my car back. It was over 40 years ago Next?
tegator80. Arrested for vandalism. Reason? He kept breaking the doorways he walks through even though he KNOWS his head is WAY too large from all the knowledge he's amassed. He wants to stop but he can't because of all the applause he receives from his adoring fans. His favorite line about himself: The only thing more awesome about myself, besides my utter brilliance, is my absolute humility. He IS the epitome of a Gator graduate. Favorite generic (fill in your favorite topic) awesome, nuanced joke: How many FSU graduates does it take to finally get your McDonalds order right? Too
