Florida football CB Dijon Johnson arrested in Tampa

Let him take the car. I drive a Tesla. If I have my phone, he's not getting far and I can tell the police where he is. If I don't have my phone, I need to borrow someone's to call my wife, then the story is the same.

 

He’s not getting more than 200 miles down the road anyway right?

 

And that's only if he steals it out of the garage

 

50’? I’m decent at 100 yards from a rest with a .41 mag 8 3/8” barrel

 

Darn good shooting, but that's not a handgun; that's a highly portable artillery piece.

 

I’m pretty sure I could serpentine at 100 yards and not get hit by anyone holding a handgun NOT named Mitch Rapp or Scott Coleman

 

Sorry to go off topic, but is there any news/updates on Dijon?

 

All kidding aside, how much time do you think would pass before we start getting some clarity on the charges and whether or not he will be able to clear himself of the most damning ones?

 

Will be months before we hear anything new.

 

Holy Moley look at that old coot bob and weave!

 

Shoot his ass once he trips and falls over

 

Alas! Poor Skink.

 

Haven’t got me yet!

 

I'm relieved that the reports of your untimely demise were at least somewhat exaggerated.

 

They havent come to snuff the Skinkster yet

 

Like those books myself

 

Serpentine!

 

Please don't say "we're praying for a misdemeanor"!

 

Well you know, "boyz will be boyz" or "it's not like he shot the President".