Conclave to select the new Pope for the RCC has begun

Maybe they didn't clean out the flue.

 

Gotta cover all the bases, black, muslim, trans woman, maybe in a wheelchair.

 

If you read the book or saw the movie, you’d realize how funny that statement is.

 

Pope Leo XIV is an American who attended Villanova!!!
The Italians are just relieved it's not DJT.
Hope he likes basketball too.

 

They wanted a basketball guy after having an Argentine obsessed with soccer, looks like a reactionary pick

 

Donny Two Dolls is jealous that he's not the most important American.
Look for Trump to do something reckless today to try to steal attention.

 

Youngster

 

Robert Prevost, born in Chicago, is now Leo XIV. He is the first American Pope (and the first Peruvian Pope, as he has dual nationalities).

 

From Chicago! Daaaaaaaa Pope! Bears fan for sure. FGB

 

Nope, the average age of a Pope when selected since 1900 is 65 and he’s 69.

 

American Pope.

 

When can I have Beer and Pizza with Pope Leo XIV?

 

Nice

 

but will he properly kiss the ass of the orange one?

 

She’s 100% hilarious nearly 100% of the time.

 

He lived in Peru for 18 years, he might be a soccer guy after all. He might even call it futbol.

 

Pierbattista Pizzaballa got screwed