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100 Men vs. Gorilla

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by insuragator, Apr 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM.

  1. Wanne15

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    Better get some longer arms
     
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  2. paidinfull

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    You’d have to restrain him and I don’t know that you could get enough men on him to do that. Not hands on hands anyway. If the men get to use ropes or other restraints and weapons, it’s another story. Hands on hands, you better hope the big guy has a heart attack or suffers from exhaustion, because I don’t think you could physically get enough men on him to slow him down. He’s gonna toss 200lb men around like rag dolls.
     
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  3. Gatorhead

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    Cool, you be in the first wave of men attacking, I will be in the last group of 10..........
     
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  4. Agator88

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    "He" has one area that would be very vulnerable. Haha
     
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  5. insuragator

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    Me too. I need to do more work than waste time thinking about stuff like this. Hilarious though.
     
  6. Wanne15

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    The dude that does that gets his head ripped clean off, terminator style.
     
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  7. Wanne15

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    Work is for losers., i just finished mine.
     
  8. Wanne15

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    Ill be the one running away. Not usually my mo but its a gorilla. The damn thing can lift 2 tons.
     
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  9. Wanne15

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    Ive seen five marines jump on my dad and tgat ended really bad for all of them, a gorilla is a whole different story.
     
  10. orangeblue_coop

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    The gorilla definitely wouldn’t stand a chance against 100 angry posters in a Gator football game thread either. Not even post-deleting mods would be able to save the gorilla.
     
  11. scooterp

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    Weird. I was thinking about this rumble in the jungle scenario, again …on my way to work. Ape wins.
     
  12. Wanne15

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    Hold my beer, lets do this.
     
  13. n210sgator

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    Those arms are what we’re looking for in an offense tackle!
     
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