Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio were walking together one day. That morning, they walked by beauty pageant. Snow White said, "I'll enter it" while the other two waited outside. Some time later, she emerged smiling with a crown on her head and cash. They continued onward until noon when they happened to see a contest for the strongest man. Superman said, "This is for me", while the other two awaits outside. A short time later, he emerged from the crowd holding a large cup with beautiful ribbons and cash. "That was a piece of cake!" They walked further down the street until evening when they saw another contest. A sign said, "Contest to find the best liar in the world". Pinocchio chuckles and said, "This is easy money, it won't take long", while the other two smiled and waited. It took a little longer than the first two contests but Pinocchio finally walked out somberly and crying profusely. "Didn't you win?" They were surprised and asked. "No!" said Pinocchio, "but who the hell is Donald Trump?"
