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Kristi Noem is an evil, puppy killing piece of garbage

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by HeyItsMe, Apr 27, 2024.

  1. GatorJMDZ

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    Not much into science or medicine, huh?


    Whomp! There it is. The fringe right speaks and the phrase "circle jerk" isn't too far behind.

     
  2. gator_lawyer

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    I guess murdering a puppy because you are bad at training it and resent the dog is one way to describe "courage." I would describe doing that and then bragging about it as sociopathic.
     
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  3. GatorJMDZ

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    "I'm Kristi Noem and I approve this message."
     
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  4. GatorJMDZ

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    Pass.
     
  5. Emmitto

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    Phalanges focus is paying off.
     
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  7. tampagtr

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    The kind of incentive structure created when being almost uniformly condemned for an act considered grotesque only increases your popularity with the base.

    48 years ago, SNL played for laughs where you might go if killing puppies wasn't enough. And they appear to have nailed it in terms of Trump supporters - we need Trump and the way he talks about his daughter now

    How ’bout this? “Killing Puppies — It Doesn’t Bother Me” … That’s me, Frank Noland, and I LIKE dead puppies! Frankly,I’m totally in favor of using federally supported municipal bonds to pay for forced busing of Soviet Communists to come into your homes to kill your puppies! Give me a call, won’t you? The lines are open. Tell ME what you think about it. [lights his cigarette, mumbles to himself] Dead, mangled puppies… I like ’em …

    [starting to lose it]
    Okay. While you’re thinking about THOSE topics, here are a half a dozen others which I, Frank Noland, am personally in favor of. “Adolf Hitler — Boy, Do We Need Him Now”!Huh? What about that? Hey, “Incest — I Practice It,Why Don’t You?” Give me a call. Talk to me about it.[A sympathetic woman enters and joins Frank] “No Toilets for the Blind”? Call me! Call me, if you’re watching! And, and




    SNL Transcripts: Buck Henry: 05/22/76: Talk Back - SNL Transcripts Tonight
     
  8. BLING

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    The dog in question was 14 months old and not at all sick or diseased. To compare this to mercy killing is ridiculous. Courage. That’s a helluva word choice.

    She killed the dog out of frustration in not being able to train it. That’s her own fault, and doesn’t actually sound like she really attempted much in the way of finding alternatives for the dog. I would also say her added little “I really hated that dog” and “that smelly mean goat” bely the fact any of this was difficult or required “courage”. Pretty sure that’s her true point. She’s a killer and wants everyone to know (in right wing MAGA land this probably means she has the “courage” to do what’s necessary with immigrants… wink wink).
     
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  9. BLING

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    Yeah, if Trump picked her for VP I definitely wouldn’t vote for that ticket!

    Did you ever consider the possibility, and bear with me here… that maybe what she described was… awful. Not “courageous”. Not actually part of farm life (culling heard animals). Nope. What she did was more like tossing an unwanted puppy on the side of the road, except she had the “courage” to murder it instead.

    Seems to me this bizarro “puppy killer” flex on her part must have murdered her VP prospects. It would in a normal world. In either case, I’m sure the dems would love to campaign against that.
     
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  10. 92gator

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    You do realize you're engaging a drunken troll, don't you?

    Took him off ignore for a few hours...quickly remembered why he was on it (back he goes

    I suggest putting him on ignore.

    Far preferable to deal with a few skipped posts per thread, than his inane ramblings and shameless trolling.

    Attn: @Contra
     
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  11. 92gator

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    ...and this most likely explains why she "boasted" of it.

    Smoke y'all's true feelings right the hell out.

    Note how an issue that could and ought to have been a big strike against pubs, and by default inure to the benefit of dems....quickly morphs into:

    "It might be a bit shitty how she did her dog, but she's flippin royalty against the radioactive skank occupying the opposite side of the aisle."

    She'll make a fine VP.

    PS--is it really lost on yall how incredibly hollow your feigned indignation over a single dog rings, against your calloused indifference vis a vis the mass extermination of millions of babies via abortion?
     
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  12. AndyGator

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    You approve of her behavior because it irritates Democrats? Well, aren't you the poster child for the one and only goal of Republican party platform. :rolleyes:
     
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  13. BLING

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    This “so what if she murdered a dog, you all support abortion” angle is so weird. To what end does that lunacy go?

    Hypothetically if there were “doggie abortions” or doggie pills which could safely terminate unwanted doggie pregnancies in pets, I’d be ok with that.

    Know why? Because similar to how abortion is not actually “murdering babies” that also wouldn’t be the same thing as putting a bullet in a healthy 14 month old dog. On the other hand if you wait until the litter is born and then toss them on the highway or drown ‘em in the river (as shitty people tend to occasionally do), then that is something else entirely in terms of animal abuse.
     
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  14. flgator2

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    Wow only a true wacko would make a comment like that. You need some serious help.
    I'll give it a shot, a Republican in the USA will tolerate a liberal like you and you're ignorant comments but the taliban would have already killed you
     
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  15. Orange_and_Bluke

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    You sound culturally lost.
    You didn’t need to type so much…next time just write, I’m a liberal. I don’t understand normal people.
     
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  16. GatorJMDZ

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    "Murder= homicide."
    That's a big negatory there, Sparky. Murder and homicide are most definitely NOT the same thing. A homicide is a death that is not the result of natural causes or accident, it is simply a death caused by the act of another person. If a police officer with 100% justification shoots and kills a mass shooter, that mass shooter's manner of death will be listed as "homicide."

    The rest of your post is pretty much word salad gibberish, too. I only addressed the homicide statement as it is so glaringly inaccurate.
     
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  17. 92gator

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    First of all, it's not murder bc it's a dog, not bc it's not killing.

    Murder= homicide.

    The prefix homo refers to a human being, as in homo sapiens (or perhaps, alternatively, of the same, or one's own, as in homosexual--bc it's human killing human).

    Either way, clearly not applicable in man killing animal context.

    Secondly, the abortion analogy is inevitable, when the champions of abortion--ie-the intentional killing of fellow specimens of homo sapiens--pretend at indignation, at the unfathomably deplorable axn, of taking the life of an animal...

    ...prolly in between bites of a cheeseburger, comprised of the flesh of an animal killed for the purpose of filling their burger buns...

    Then swiftly devolving into not only is this person who killed one animal a horrible human being, but every member of her party is on par with the Taliban....who's reputation was earned by callously killing ppl, not by their treatment of animals (whatever that might even be).
     
  18. 92gator

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    Lol!

    (and you're anti Trump too, no?)
     
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  19. BigCypressGator1981

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    So you would have shot your dog in the head if you only had the courage? lol good lord man.
     
  20. BLING

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    I don’t understand people who would justify shooting healthy 14 month old dogs? True!

    The idea a “normal person” would do that? Highly debatable at best.

    I see plenty of cognitive dissonance, trying to bring in abortion and cheeseburgers.

    At the end of the day none of that justifies shooting the dog. It can’t be done. Buy hey, that won’t stop culture warriors from trying. Own dose libz.
     
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