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Official 2022 War on Christmas thread

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by channingcrowderhungry, Nov 26, 2022.

  1. ridgetop

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    Is someone claiming a war on Christmas this year? Or is this just a stroll down memory lane?
     
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  2. Orange_and_Bluke

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    Libbies are just strolling and window shopping.
     
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  3. channingcrowderhungry

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    Has either side surrendered?

    This is the official 2022 game thread. If you hear someone say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" please report here.
     
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  4. duggers_dad

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    “Let’s talk about the War on Christmas.”

    “Okay, Trump.”
     
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  5. VAg8r1

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    An authoritative chronology of perhaps the longest war in American history.
    A Short History of the War on Christmas
    It's been a long war but so far Christmas has won almost every battle.
     
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  6. g8trjax

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    Veracity of the Christmas war, depends on where it's being waged.
     
  7. VAg8r1

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  8. VAg8r1

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    From the official media organ defending Christmas during the long war against the holiday..
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  9. sierragator

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    A beach head was established on Columbus Day, it all went to shit after that. Whatever shall they do?
     
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  10. luvtruthg8r

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    The supposed "war on Christmas" was choreographed by Fox News and assorted right wingers as an attack on Muslims, atheists, and Jews that gives them plausible deniability that they are in fact attacking Muslims, atheists, and Jews. Certainly, not all who participate in this "war" are doing so as an attack on those three groups, but those who originated this farce are doing exactly that.
     
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  11. RIP

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    I'd like to congratulate Christmas for winning the War on Chriatmas.
     
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  12. philnotfil

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    Reporting in from the front lines, took the kids to a Christmas parade today. Santa was outnumbered about 10:1 by the Grinch.
     
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  13. g8trjax

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  14. duggers_dad

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    This is a muddled issue in my mind. Is there a war on a thoroughly commercialized quasi-religious phenomenon ?
     
  15. VAg8r1

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    The war is annual event and Christmas wins every year.
     
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  16. duggers_dad

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    It kills my wife and I now that we have two grandkids.
     
  17. WarDamnGator

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    General Santa has nearly defeated Commander Jesus.
     
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  18. docspor

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    does this post have a pt? we can't celebrate the devil & the birth of the child sacrifice?
     
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  19. tampagtr

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    Santa was a real ahole in Rudolph. No way around it.
     
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  20. tampajack1

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    I’m taking a knee on this one.